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141 snack jokes and hilarious snack puns to laugh out loud. Read food jokes about snack that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Put a smile on your face with these hilarious snack jokes! Laugh along with punchlines featuring favorite snacks such as goldfish, fruit snacks, Little Debbies, Midnight Snacks, and Scooby Snacks! Learn why brownies are better than lunch and why Cheetos are the funniest way to get your snack on!

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Funniest Snack Short Jokes

Short snack jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The snack humour may include short appetizer jokes also.

  1. Everyone knows Alan Turing who cracked Enigma codes. But nobody knows his sister Kay, who provided drinks, snacks and sandwiches for him and his colleagues during that time.
  2. Tide has some serious ad time during the superbowl this year Must be able to afford it after cornering the teenage snack food market
  3. Everybody knows Alan Turing who cracked the enigma codes But nobody knows his sister Kay, who provided all his snacks, sandwiches and drinks
  4. Going to mass is basically just like a dog being trained A guy tells you to sit and stand and sit and stand, and at the end they give you a snack
  5. Went to go see Black Panther today And the employee at the concession stand asked wakanda snacks i wanted
  6. Are you a tide pod? Because you're lookin' like a snack but you're really just toxic to everyone.
  7. Why was the beginner accordion player always snacking? He needed the extra energy to keep up with all the squeezing.
  8. Thought of this whilst snacking. If one chick pea kills another chick pea... Is that considered Humuscide?
  9. My drunk uncle is Santa Claus He breaks into my house, drinks all the milk and snacks.. Then, he unloads his sack all over the living room.
  10. U.S. vending machines to begin displaying calorie information to encourage smarter snack choices. Machines' reflective glass surface not doing the trick.

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Snack One Liners

Which snack one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with snack? I can suggest the ones about lunch and junk food.

  1. Why do plants use photosynthesis? So they can have a light snack
  2. What do you call a snowman's favorite snack on the winter solstice? A brrr-ito!
  3. What's a phoenix's favorite snack? Fire crackers
  4. Why did the scientist eat photons after lunch? He needed a light snack
  5. What's my favorite machine at the gym? The snack machine.
  6. I asked my Pillow if it wanted a snack It said No, thanks I'm stuffed
  7. How do programmers like their snacks? Byte-sized.
  8. What is Lightning McQueen's favourite chocolate snack? CACAO!
  9. Dark humor warning: What do cannibals call children? The snack that smiles back
  10. Where do terrorists go to get a bite to eat? the Allahu snack-bar.
  11. What does the President call his favorite snacks? Executive hors d'oeuvres
  12. What's Santa's favorite snack? A crisp Pringle
  13. I found a hair in my Snack Pack. It was off-pudding.
  14. What is zombie's favorite hiking snack? Entrail mix
  15. Why are companies who sell snacks sexist? Cause they avoid trans fat

Midnight Snack Jokes

Here is a list of funny midnight snack jokes and even better midnight snack puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • If we are not meant to have midnight snacks...... Why does the fridge have a light ?
  • If we are not if we are not meant to have midnight snacks why is there a light in the fridge ?
  • What's the hardest part of making a midnight snack? The motion detectors.
  • Why did the food critic want a midnight snack? Because he was an insomnomnomniac

Fruit Snack Jokes

Here is a list of funny fruit snack jokes and even better fruit snack puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What do you call a gay little person. A fruit snack.
  • What do you call a Muslim fruit stand that sells treats on a beach in Hawaii? 'Aloha Snack bar!'
  • What do you call a good looking gay guy? A fruit snack
Snack joke, What do you call a good looking gay guy?

Goldfish Snack Jokes

Here is a list of funny goldfish snack jokes and even better goldfish snack puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • You make me think of goldfish. Cause you're the snack that smiles back ;)
  • Hey, you know why goldfish are the only snack that smiles back? because they are baked.
  • Why was the man selling goldfish in the alley Because it is the snack that is on crack, goldfish
Snack joke, Why was the man selling goldfish in the alley

Experience Instant Grins & Giggles with Playful Snack Jokes

What funny jokes about snack you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean breakfast food jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make snack pranks.

Fresh Popcorn

A man goes to the cinema with his wife. He takes her to the snack bar and wants to order popcorn. When asked what he wants, he just said, "I want popcorn like my girlfriend".
The cashier said, "Sorry, but we don't have ugly popcorn."

What snack did the pirate bring to the Super Bowl party?

Chips Ahoy

What is the difference between a Ritz c**... and a lesbian?

One is a snack c**... and the other is a crack snacker.

while getting ready for the hurricane I noticed there was less people in the snack isle than the water isle...

I'm just kidding, I live in America.

What is a drug addicts favorite snack?

Crack-ers

What's a dragon's favorite snack?

A firecracker!

A little boy wants his toy,

A little boy wants his toy, so he walks up to his mother and says "Mom, give me my toy." His mother responds by saying, "What are the magic words?" So the little boy says the magic words and his mom gives him his toy.
The next day, the little boy starts kindergarten. At snack time, the little boy wants some juice, so he walks up to his teacher and asks for a juice box. The teacher says "What are the magic words?" So the little boy says the magic words. But the teacher gets upset, and calls the little boy's mother and asks her to come in.
When the three of them are sitting in the room together, the teacher asks the mother; "Have you been teaching your son sarcasm?"
"No," the mother says, "Why, what did he do?"
"Well, he asked for a juicebox," said the teacher, "and I asked him to say the magic words, and instead of saying please, he said 'you're thin and you're beautiful.'"

He raised a pretty good question, actually.

A man and his soon-to-be ex wife were fighting in court over the custody of their young girl. Asked by the judge to present an argument in his favor, the man says: "Well, your Honour, if you slide a coin into a vending machine and a snack comes out, is the snack yours, or the machine's?"

A little girl went with her father to the barber to get his hair cut....

...and her father gave her a snack cake to keep her quiet.
As she she frolicked around the barber shop with it, the barber warned, "Little girl, you are going the get hair on your t**...!"
She replied, "I know! I'm gonna grow boobies too!"

2 plants are hanging out

One says to the other, " you hungry?"
To which the other replies, "yes, I could go for a light snack."

How do you know g**... anatomy was designed by an idiot?

No one else would put the bathroom right next to the snack bar.

What is a priest's favorite snack?

Little boysenberries.

Sometimes I'll just eat a plain piece of bread for dinner, to you it might seem like a snack...

but to me it's a wholemeal.

This one got my coworkers

The stewardess on my flight asked me what snack I would like.
I told her "The plain chips would be fine.
She says "They are all plane chips, sir."

Fruity

While babysitting, I was preparing a snack for my best friends daughter. Wasn't sure what I should give her, and noticed I had a lot of fruit. So I asked her "What's your favorite fruit?" She looked at me with complete seriousness, and said "loops".

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? (Kinda dark)

One's fun to smash with a hammer, the other is a delicious snack.

What is Shakespeare's favourite snack?

Hamlet du fromage

What do robbers snack on?

Crookies!

What is Doctor Who's favorite snack?

Pop-Tardis

I heard that there was a new food court in Coruscant

Its called Admiral Ackbar's Admirable Snack Bar

What is a professors favourite snack?

Academia Nuts.

What's a monkey's favorite snack?

Rhesus Peanut butter cups!

Overheard my boss say this to our secretary..

What's the difference between a Triscuit and a lesbian?
One is a snack c**..., the other is a crack snacker.

What do you call someone who would do *anything* for a chocolate snack cake?

A h**... h**... h**....
(merry xmas!)

What's Bill Cosby's New Favorite Snack?

Jail-O

What do you call a Renaissance snack?

A DaVincheese curl

What is a white supremacist's favorite snack?

Lynchables

What's a Russian's favorite snack?

Chechen Nuggets

Had an expired snack pack at lunch today...

It was offpudding.

What does a Dingo call a pregnant woman?

A Snack Pack......
I'm sorry

What do computers snack on?

micro chips

What is an adulterers favorite snack?

cheetos.

When professors with tenure need a quick snack

Do they eat academia nuts?

Did you hear about the overweight t**...?

His dying words were "Allahu snack bar!"

To bring a girl home,I just whisper in her ear "You know,if i get excited,It can touch the bottom of the Pringles Can"

I can see her eyes light up with excitement and thank the Pringles company for introducing the new Snack size cans.....

What is a firewalker's favorite snack?

Tostitos.

Duck Jokes

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?
A quack head.
What is a ducks favorite snack?
Quackers.
Why couldn't the duck drive his car?
His windshield was quacked.

What's a Muslim's favorite place to grab a snack?

Allah carte

Why did the plant say after being watered?

"I'm not hungry exactly, but I could still use a light snack".

A s**... bomber walks into a bar

But he doesn't blow up, because it's an Allahu snack bar.

What's a Canadian Tusken Raider's favorite snack?

POUTINI

What does an actor eat for breakfast?

Prop tarts.
Bonus: What does an actor eat for a snack?
A: Prop corn.

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?

His left shoulder

I'm opening up a snack shop in DC.

I'm opening up a snack shop in DC. We will serve things like:
Triple fudge brownie sunday with double whipped cream, only 100 calories!
Cheesy deep fried nachos, more vitamins and less fat than a salad!
I'll call my shop "Alternative Snacts".

Utz and Disney are teaming up to make a new snack food.

They're called "Dis-Nutz".

Someone's going to invent a snack that I can eat in bed as I'm going to sleep.

And they're going to make a mint.

What do a cheezit and a hungry white s**... have in common?

Both are baked snack crackers.

What's a ducks favorite snack?

Quackers

Chuck Norris has a kitten

Every night for a snack

5 easy steps for eating healthier today

1. Go to kitchen
2. Look around in search of healthy snack
3. See cake sitting on counter
4. Eat all of it
5. Leave kitchen
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

What does a fat t**... say?

Aloha snack bar.

At snack time at a Catholic elementary school there was a tray of apples. A note beside them read "Take only ONE. God is watching." At the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note,

"Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

What's a cop's favorite snack?

Taisins

The snack that smiles back:

Children!

What is a computer's favorite snack?

A microchip

What is Darth Vader's favorite snack?

(Breathe heavy for effect)
"Coooo-Keees"

Why did the man stick a lightbulb in his mouth?

He wanted a light snack

Which delicious dairy snack deserves to form an independent nation of from the territory of three authoritarian nations?

The Cheese Kurds.

What is the official snack food of the Boston Red Sox and New England Patriots?

Cheat-o's

What do you get when you cross a t**... and a Hawaiian food truck?

Aloha snack bar!
I'm sorry

Don't you just love a late night snack?...

Apparently the guy next door doesn't cause he called the police when he found me in the pantry.

My daughter packed a light bulb in her lunch box this morning.

I asked her, "why did you put that in there?"
She replied, "I want a light snack."

What is a web developer's favorite snack?

Cookies

What's a lumberjack's favorite snack?

Wood chips

What is Nelson Mandela's favorite snack?

Apartheid pods

The snack companies of the world have announced the food Olympics for 2018.

Supposedly two of the events have an interesting relay-sun-chip.

what was Steven Hawkins favourite snack?

his right shoulder

I love that new Korean vegetarian snack p**....

Not Poodle

I was playing an Online game with a friend....

I was playing an Online game with a friend and he went afk, he came back a few seconds later and over the mic he said "Sorry, that was my wife, she brought me a snack". I said "I really wish I had one of those". My friend said "yeah, having a wife is pretty nifty" to which I replied "No, I was talking about the snack."

What's Mario's favorite snack?

Peaches and cream

[OC] What's a teenage boy's favorite snack?

Beef Jerky

What is St. Paul's favorite snack?

Minneapples

What do you call a really fat Asian snack?

A four-chin cookie.

Snack joke, What do you call a really fat Asian snack?

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