The Best 13 Smurf Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Smurf jokes. There are some smurf colour jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these smurf spongebob puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Smurf Jokes and Puns

What do Smurfette and Picasso have in common?

A blue period.

Why is Smurfette the only smurf who recycles?

She's the only one with a blue box.

When does a Smurf pull his pants down?

Once in a blue moon.

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What happens when you squeeze a smurf?

You papa smurf!

What's Blue and lies under a mushroom ?

Smurf poop

What do you get when a Smurf pees on your lawn?


Which Smurf does the recycling?

Smurfette, she's the only one with a blue box.

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What will a Smurf say if he meets an Avatar?

My wife accused me of being immature and having an overactive imagination...

Well, what does she know, she's just a smurf.

What colour does a smurf turn when you choke it?

I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

I was in an awful chemical accident that turned my skin blue, but on the bright side I was finally accepted into the Smurf community after many years of trying.

it was quite cyandipitous.

You can explore smurf color reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean smurf red dad jokes. There are also smurf puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

What do you call a stupid Smurf?

An Avatard

Why are Smurfs blue?

Because if they were green they would die.

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