Smurf Jokes

26 smurf jokes and hilarious smurf puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about smurf that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

If you're looking for a laugh, check out these smurf jokes. These little blue creatures are the perfect target for a few good-natured jokes.

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Funniest Smurf Short Jokes

Short smurf jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The smurf humour may include short smug jokes also.

  1. My wife accused me of being immature and having an overactive imagination... Well, what does she know, she's just a smurf.
  2. I was in an awful chemical accident that turned my skin blue, but on the bright side I was finally accepted into the Smurf community after many years of trying. it was quite cyandipitous.
  3. Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
  4. Chuck Norris was the image used for Papa Smurf.
  5. Chuck Norris knows what color a smurf turns when you choke it.
  6. What do you call a dark blue smurf? A smigga
  7. What do you call a smurf in a videogame? Fake newbs
  8. I asked Papa Smurf if he was sad He replied, "Yeah, I'm feeling a bit blue."
  9. Skin cancer How would Smurfs call it?
  10. What happens when two smurfs are in love? They smuck

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Smurf One Liners

Which smurf one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with smurf? I can suggest the ones about smokey and smash.

  1. Why is Smurfette the only smurf who recycles? She's the only one with a blue box.
  2. When does a Smurf pull his pants down? Once in a blue moon.
  3. What will a Smurf say if he meets an Avatar?
  4. What happens when you squeeze a smurf? You papa smurf!
  5. What is Gargamel's favorite dish ? Smurf n Turf
  6. How do you know if your house was burgled by smurfs? Look for blueprints
  7. What do you get when a Smurf pees on your lawn? Bluegrass
  8. Which Smurf does the recycling? Smurfette, she's the only one with a blue box.
  9. Blue lives matter There's only 100 smurfs, their an endangered species.
  10. What kind of work do smurfs do? Blue jobs
  11. What do you call 10 smurfs in a blender? Blue Man Goop
  12. When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
  13. What's smoreplay? It's what Smurfs do before they smuck.
  14. What color do Smurfs turn if you choke them?
  15. Why are Smurfs blue? Because if they were green they would die.

Smurf joke, Why are Smurfs blue?

Laughable Smurf Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles

What funny jokes about smurf you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean ogre jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make smurf pranks.

What do Smurfette and picasso have in common?

A blue period.

What's Blue and lies under a mushroom ?

Smurf p**...

Why was the smurf sad?

He'd had blue b**... his whole life.

Smurf joke, Which Smurf does the recycling?