The Best 12 Smuggler Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Smuggler jokes. There are some smuggler looney jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these smuggler quackhead puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Smuggler Jokes and Puns

How much cocaine can a smuggler sneak into prison?

a buttload.

What do you call a person who illegally transports cups

A smuggler

What's the difference between a clown and a colombian?

Ones a smug juggler the other is a drug smuggler.

What do you call a smuggler frozen in carbonite?

A hardened criminal

What did the frustrated smuggler say to the Californian?

This is the LAST straw!


What do you call a inter galactic smuggler with a masturbation addiction?

Hand Solo.

What's the difference between a pirate and a smuggler?

If you're a famous smuggler, you're not doing it right.

Smugglers have began hiding drugs in the soles of their shoes. You shouldn't trust them

They're probably laced

A Coast Guard patrol intercepts a sinking vessel smuggling illegally spicy peppers. "Help!" says the smuggler...

"I'm capsaicin!"

What's the difference between a peeping Tom and a smuggler specializing in timepieces?

One sneaks watches, the other sneaks watches.

What do you call a condescending bootlegger?

A smuggler.

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Why did the gay vigilante get arrested?

He tried to take down a budgie smuggler.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the smuggler pocahontas jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working smuggler slaver piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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