The Best 4 Sms Messages Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Sms Messages jokes. There are some sms messages jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sms messages puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Sms Messages Jokes and Puns

My wife didn't finish her Morse code lessons before going sailing.

She seems to alright though she keeps sending me messages to send her an SMS but I haven't got a reply yet.

A guy, arriving at the hotel in his dream vacation, sends his wife an SMS but he accidentally mistyped her number...

...the text went to a widow, which had just attended to her husband funeral.

When she read the message she instantly passed out. Here's the message:

"Hey, babe, this place is so peaceful. You're coming next week, I just made your reservation. I miss you so much. Bring light clothes cause the temperature here is hellish. Xoxo"

Krishna Janmashtami 2015 Messages, SMS, Wishes for Whatsapp

Why would anyone still use traditional sms text messages when you can just use WhatsApp, Facebook Messenger etc. for free?

It's not about the money. It's about sending a message!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the sms messages jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working sms messages piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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