Sms Jokes

What are some Sms jokes?


I was on sofa next to my wife who was eating and typing on her phone. So I heard my phone ringing at the kitchen where I was charging it. So I went to check , the sms was from my wife and she wrote "bring the salt on your way back."

8 p.m. I get an SMS from my girlfriend: Me or football?!

11 p.m. I SMS my girlfriend: You of course.

My gf just sent me an SMS: "Spacekeydoesn'tworkcanyougivemeanalternative"

I am really excited but what the f**k does ternative mean?

My wife didn't finish her Morse code lessons before going sailing.

She seems to alright though she keeps sending me messages to send her an SMS but I haven't got a reply yet.

A guy, arriving at the hotel in his dream vacation, sends his wife an SMS but he accidentally mistyped her number...

...the text went to a widow, which had just attended to her husband funeral.

When she read the message she instantly passed out. Here's the message:

"Hey, babe, this place is so peaceful. You're coming next week, I just made your reservation. I miss you so much. Bring light clothes cause the temperature here is hellish. Xoxo"

If you want to hear a very interesting story:

send an SMS to your wife with the following text in the body: "I know everything"

Did you hear about when Sting got a new mobile phone?

He sent out an SMS to the world.

Girlfriend: Love you babe, xx…

*-I love you too!*
I'd be *so* happy if u put x's in when u SMS me...
*-Ok! Rachel, Sarah, Monica.*

Ricky sent SMS to his BOSS: "Me sick, no work"

Boss SMS back:
"When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"
2 hours later Ricky sms 2 boss:
"Me ok, ur wife very sweet"

Why would anyone still use traditional sms text messages when you can just use WhatsApp, Facebook Messenger etc. for free?

It's not about the money. It's about sending a message!

What does Sting call texting?

Sending out an SMS

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