The Best 14 Sms Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Sms jokes. There are some sms message jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sms texted puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Sms Jokes and Puns

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I was on sofa next to my wife who was eating and typing on her phone. So I heard my phone ringing at the kitchen where I was charging it. So I went to check , the sms was from my wife and she wrote "bring the salt on your way back."

8 p.m. I get an SMS from my girlfriend: Me or football?!

11 p.m. I SMS my girlfriend: You of course.

My gf just sent me an SMS: "Spacekeydoesn'tworkcanyougivemeanalternative"

I am really excited but what the f**k does ternative mean?

My wife didn't finish her Morse code lessons before going sailing.

She seems to alright though she keeps sending me messages to send her an SMS but I haven't got a reply yet.

A guy, arriving at the hotel in his dream vacation, sends his wife an SMS but he accidentally mistyped her number...

...the text went to a widow, which had just attended to her husband funeral.

When she read the message she instantly passed out. Here's the message:

"Hey, babe, this place is so peaceful. You're coming next week, I just made your reservation. I miss you so much. Bring light clothes cause the temperature here is hellish. Xoxo"


If you want to hear a very interesting story:

send an SMS to your wife with the following text in the body: "I know everything"

Did you hear about when Sting got a new mobile phone?

He sent out an SMS to the world.

Girlfriend: Love you babe, xx…

*-I love you too!*
I'd be *so* happy if u put x's in when u SMS me...
*-Ok! Rachel, Sarah, Monica.*

Ricky sent SMS to his BOSS: "Me sick, no work"

Boss SMS back:
"When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"
2 hours later Ricky sms 2 boss:
"Me ok, ur wife very sweet"

What does Sting call texting?

Sending out an SMS

Why would anyone still use traditional sms text messages when you can just use WhatsApp, Facebook Messenger etc. for free?

It's not about the money. It's about sending a message!

You can explore sms eid reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean sms poems dad jokes. There are also sms puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


What do you call Skittles mixed with M&Ms?

S&Ms.

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Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the sms email jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working sms mistyped piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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