The Best 6 Smoothies Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Smoothies jokes. There are some smoothies instrumental jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these smoothies organic puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Smoothies Jokes and Puns

An underage weasel walks into a bar.

The bartender says, "I'm sorry. I can't serve underage weasels."

The weasel says, "That's fine. I don't need something alcoholic. What else do you have?"

The bartender says "Oh, we have lots! We have water, pop, tea, coffee, smoothies. What would you like?"

"Pop," goes the weasel.

My fruit and vegetable business recently went into liquidation

We now sell smoothies

Why are chameleons good in smoothies

Because they blend in well

Why are racists bad at making milkshakes and smoothies?

They don't blend.

What do you call someone who uses smoothies for divination?

A smooth-sayer.


There was a vendor in the area that sold delicious fruit smoothies.

One day the man disappeared.

So did the punchline.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the smoothies slurpee jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working smoothies kool piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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