smoothies Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious smoothies puns

An underage weasel walks into a bar.

The bartender says, "I'm sorry. I can't serve underage weasels."

The weasel says, "That's fine. I don't need something alcoholic. What else do you have?"

The bartender says "Oh, we have lots! We have water, pop, tea, coffee, smoothies. What would you like?"

"Pop," goes the weasel.


My fruit and vegetable business recently went into liquidation

We now sell smoothies


What do you call someone who uses smoothies for divination?

A smooth-sayer.


I like my women like I like my smoothies

In a blender.


Why does Michael J. Fox make the best smoothies?

Because he uses the freshest ingredients.


There was a vendor in the area that sold delicious fruit smoothies.

One day the man disappeared.

So did the punchline.


Abortion clinics are awful.

But their smoothies are to die for.


What are the most funny Smoothies jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Smoothies? Well, here are the best Smoothies dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Smoothies pick up lines to share with friends.


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