Smoothie Jokes

39 smoothie jokes and hilarious smoothie puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about smoothie that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Are you looking for a laugh? Check out this hilarious collection of smoothie jokes that are sure to leave you in stitches! Whether you're drinking a banana smoothie, lime yoghurt beverage, or something else, innocent smoothie jokes will lighten your mood. Enjoy!

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Funniest Smoothie Short Jokes

Short smoothie jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The smoothie humour may include short milkshake jokes also.

  1. What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick? A chunky.
    Credit to my dad this morning..
  2. I GOT up at 5am, ran 8km, came back and prepared a vegetable smoothie for breakfast.
    I don't remember the rest of the dream..
  3. Not to brag, but I've already had two pretty sweet dates this weekend I'm surprised how much they added to my smoothie.
  4. The Scots are updating the perception of traditional Scottish fare. Oatmeal porridge will now be known as a Highland Smoothie.
  5. Covid Smoothie Me Ex Wife dropped off a Covid smoothie for me.
    Because she still cares for me, she used organic bleach.
  6. Michael Jackson robbed a Boost Juice before he died.. He was a smoothie criminal.
  7. What do you call a smooth movie? A smoothie
  8. What do you call a mythical being working in a smoothie store? Mejuicea
  9. If you put your heart and mind into it… …a smoothie would taste disgusting.
  10. What do you call someone who uses smoothies for divination? A smooth-sayer.

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Smoothie One Liners

Which smoothie one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with smoothie? I can suggest the ones about juice and my milkshake.

  1. I was told that chameleons blend well... Then why did this one ruin my smoothie?
  2. My fruit and vegetable business recently went into liquidation We now sell smoothies
  3. Chameleons are supposed to blend well, but I think it's ruined this smoothie.
  4. What's Mr. Lahey's favorite smoothie? Orange Julian
  5. If the tomato is technically a fruit Does that mean ketchup is a smoothie?
  6. My dad once put snowballs in the blender to make a smoothie. Snowballs was a great cat.
  7. What do you call a Vegan with diarrhea? A smoothie maker!
  8. Why are chameleons good in smoothies Because they blend in well
  9. I think I should work at a Smoothie shop I feel like I would blend in
  10. What do you get when you cross an Indian smoothie with a rescue dog? Mango Lassie
  11. Which do you prefer? Orange roughy or orange smoothie? Texture reply to me.
  12. Why are racists bad at making milkshakes and smoothies? They don't blend.
  13. Why did the smoothie get assassinated? He got mixed up with a few bad apples.
  14. What did the smoothie say to the policeman? Don't arrest me, I'm Innocent
  15. How do you make a fruit smoothie? You put two gay guys in the Grindr.

Banana Smoothie Jokes

Here is a list of funny banana smoothie jokes and even better banana smoothie puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • The smoothie was invented when Chuck Norris needed information from a banana.
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Delightful Fun Smoothie Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about smoothie you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean soft drink jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make smoothie pranks.

An underage weasel walks into a bar.

The bartender says, "I'm sorry. I can't serve underage weasels."
The weasel says, "That's fine. I don't need something alcoholic. What else do you have?"
The bartender says "Oh, we have lots! We have water, pop, tea, coffee, smoothies. What would you like?"
"Pop," goes the weasel.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog and a s**...'tzu?

The worst smoothie I've ever had and arrested, apparently.

Smoothie joke, Michael Jackson robbed a Boost Juice before he died..