The Best 5 Smoothest Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Smoothest jokes. There are some smoothest dips jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these smoothest alabamians puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Smoothest Jokes and Puns

What part of Popeye has the smoothest skin?

The part he dips in Olive Oyl.

I don't get it. When Civet's do it, it's the "smoothest" and "best" coffee.

When I do it, it's "disgusting" "depraved" and they shut down my cafe......

The smoothest man on Earth bought a meal in a breakfast joint and asked his beautiful waitress "May I please have the Sussex Cakes ..."

(*lowers sunglasses*)

" ... without the *sus*?"

This great pianist had...

the smoothest of fingers and could play anything you asked of him. Later in life however, he always seemed to play a key off. His eyesight had declined and he could no longer C#.

The smoothest man on Earth asked a beautiful English waitress "May I order the Sussex burger"

( *lowers sunglasses* )

" ... without any *sus*?"


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the smoothest shortest jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working smoothest messiest piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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