Smooth Love Jokes
6 smooth love jokes and hilarious smooth love puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about smooth love that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Smooth Love Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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I bought a ceiling fan the other day.
Complete waste of money. All he does is stand there applauding and saying he loves how smooth it is.
I went on a date with a lovely woman and everything was going smoothly.
She said, "This is the best date I've ever had."
"Me too," I replied.
She said, "Pinch my arm to make sure that it's real."
I pinched it and said, "Yes, that is definitely an arm."
A man fell in love with a mermaid
Everything went on smoothly until his mother began to smell something fishy.
I've always wanted to play smooth jazz while making love...
...but apparently the bedroom is an inappropriate place for a drumkit.
Wife vs. Girlfriend vs. beard
A married man was visiting his girlfriend when she requested that he shave his beard.
Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face.
James replied, My wife loves this beard, I couldn't possibly do it, she would kill me!!
Oh please? the girlfriend asked again, in a s**... little voice…
Oh really, I can't, he replied. My wife loves this beard!!
The girlfriend asked once more, and he sighed and finally gave in and s**... his face smooth.
That night James crawled into bed with his wife while she was sleeping.
The wife was awakened somewhat, felt his face and replied, Oh Michael, you shouldn't be here, my husband will be home soon!
JESUS WAS BORED so he went to God, his father and asked him, "Dad, give me something to do, I am bored! "
"Take a file and smooth the top of the Himalayas," said God.
After 7,000 years Jesus came back again. "And now what can I do?" he asked God again.
God gave him a spoon and told him to empty the Indian Ocean.
After 7,000 years, he was back again. "It's done... and now?" he asked God.
Tired, God looked at him and said, "Listen, Jesus, go down to Earth and convince the men down there to love each other. That will keep you busy for eternity!"
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