Smooth Criminal Jokes

23 smooth criminal jokes and hilarious smooth criminal puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about smooth criminal that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Smooth Criminal Short Jokes

Short smooth criminal jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The smooth criminal humour may include short smooth jokes also.

  1. Thousands of crates of moisturizer were reported stolen today ... Police looking for a smooth criminal
  2. Did you hear about the michael jackson impersonator who expertly robbed a bank? He was a smooth criminal
  3. Michael Jackson was way too arrogant A smooth criminal wouldn't get caught with those children
  4. Michael Jackson joke What do you get if you cross a convict with sandpaper?
    A smooth criminal.
  5. What did the barber say After he s**... a man who then robbed him?
    I've been hit by a smooth criminal!

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Smooth Criminal One Liners

Which smooth criminal one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with smooth criminal? I can suggest the ones about slimy and smokey.

  1. What do you call someone who steals lotion? A smooth criminal.
  2. Why did the robber shave his entire body? So he could be a smooth criminal
  3. What do you call a robber with good skin? A Smooth Criminal.
  4. Why did the thief sand his fingers? So he could be a smooth criminal
  5. What do you say if you get hit by a smooth criminal? OOOOOOWWWWWWWW
  6. What do you call a prepubescent r**...? ... a smooth criminal.
  7. What do you call a r**... with s**... p**...? A smooth criminal

Smooth Criminal Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about smooth criminal you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean criminal bad jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make smooth criminal pranks.

Police Officer: Ma'am, can you describe the person who assaulted you?

Woman: Oh yes, officer. I'm certain it was that man on the TV who hijacked that truck full of electric razors.
Police Officer: Ma'am, I'm afraid you been hit by, you've been struck by, a smooth criminal.

My local beauty shop was broken into last night.

CCTV footage shows a suspect moonwalking out carrying a large amount of moisturising cream.
The officer at the scene told the shop owner "You've been struck by, a smooth criminal".

A woman arrives home to find that her place has been broken into

Among the items that have been stolen are her jewelry, money, and her collection of expensive lotions. Police come to file a report and ask her if she would possibly know of any suspects. She responds "No officer, I have no idea of who would do this. But whoever it is is one smooth criminal."

I got robbed in a weird way today

I was walking along the street when some dude punched me in the back of the head and stole my wallet. I chased him down into an alley with a dead end, then much to my surprise he stripped completely n**... and covered himself in baby oil, I couldn't grab hold of his arm at all. He ran full pelt into me, knocked me over and ran off into the distance with my wallet.
So I took my report to the police and they asked me to give a summary of what happened, so I said
"I got hit by, I got struck by a smooth criminal"