Smooch Jokes

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Smooch Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good smooch joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

A general, an officer, an old lady, and an attractive young woman all board a train together.

As they ride along they go in a dark tunnel and can't see anything. Suddenly, they hear a quick smooch followed by a loud s**...!
The old lady thinks, "that young girl has some fine morals, smacking a man for trying to steal a kiss."
The young woman thinks, "how odd, the general tried to kiss the old lady instead of me."
The general thinks, "that officer is smart, he steals a kiss, and I get slapped."
The office thinks, "I'M A GENIUS! I kiss the back of my hand, and get to hit a 4 star general!!!"

What do you call an idiotic smooch in the Middle East?

A Damascus

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