Smoky Jokes

5 smoky jokes and hilarious smoky puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about smoky that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Looking for a laugh? Check out these hilarious smoky jokes drawn from the heart of the beautiful Smoky Mountains in Indiana. With jokes about the sometimes cloudy view and others about the never-ending cigarette smoke, you'll leave knowing why this area is renowned for its humor.

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Charming Humor Smoky Jokes with Loads of Fun

What is a good smoky joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

During a weekly game at the home for the aged, the bingo caller began choking and then collapsed.

He was rushed to emergency, and went immediately into surgery.
It appeared that 40 years of calling bingo games in smoky halls had finally caught-up with him.
The surgeon successfully removed a mass that was blocking his windpipe.
After waking from the surgery, the caller asked the surgeon if the mass was malignant.
The surgeon replied, "Fortunately, no. It was B9."

I can tell bad jokes too - A dog limps into a saloon...

As the batwing doors swing closed behind him, the patrons turn to eye the stranger up.
The dog c**... looks around the dim, smoky room and says "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

What did the Computer Science major say to the English major?

Yeah I'll take a #3 with a small fry and a Dr. Pepper, and a #7, just the sandwich. Do you guys still have that smoky barbeque sauce or has it been discontinued?

What's smoky an sounds like a bell?


Smoky Bear: Only YOU can prevent wildfires!

Two guys are talking about TV commercials. One of them says, So, I saw this commercial the other day where a bear dressed as park ranger said that only I could prevent wildfires.
The other guy replies, Why, that two-timing liar! The other day he told me that _I_ was the only one who could prevent them!

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