Smoking Marijuana Jokes
61 smoking marijuana jokes and hilarious smoking marijuana puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about smoking marijuana that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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How do you know if a person smokes m**...?
Don't worry, he'll tell you.
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I'm a religious man living in Colorado, and I'm starting a m**... business.
I'm calling it Holy Smokes.
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Why do the French smoke m**... on their 80th birthday?
Because 420
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What do the Montreal Canadians and m**... addicts have in common?
Both of them smoke the leafs
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What do you do to find out if someone smokes m**...?
Nothing, because they'll just tell you they do it, over and over and over again.
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All my sisters ex fiance smoke p**......
She just couldn't m**... them.
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What did the Chinese vocalist do after smoking some m**...?
He Shanghai.
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What kind of m**... do cows smoke?
moo-dicinal
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Smoke m**......
Smoke m**...,
Take over the government,
This is a high coup.
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What does Michigan State football and m**... have in common?
They are both green and get smoked in bowls!
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I heard someone in the cast of Walking Dead once thought it'd be a good idea to try smoking m**... underwater.
He called it Coral r**....
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Did you hear about the Nuns up north who started a m**... dispensary?
Holy smokes...
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m**... doesn't cause psychosis
Been for smoking years. Tolerance built up quick tho, p**... no longer has an effect on the spiders under my skin.
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Which is heavier, a ton of bricks or a ton of m**...?
The bricks because I smoked the m**....
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I'd be more upset catching one of my kids smoke cigarettes than m**....
Mainly because I don't have kids.
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The surgeon general warns, "do not run while smoking m**...".
It's hard on your joints.
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Do you know how I think people who smoke m**... should be punished.
s**....
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There's a sociopathic m**... on the loose, and reports are saying he is constantly smoking m**....
Police are calling him the weedkiller.
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My friends coaxed me into smoking cigarettes and m**... in the same night.
I guess I s**... at Truth or D.A.R.E
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What are the negative effects of smoking m**...?
You now have less m**....
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What should the penalty for smoking m**... be?
Getting s**...
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my m**... etfs just went from dro to mostly stems and seeds
up in smokes
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Smoking Marijuana One Liners
Which smoking marijuana one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with smoking marijuana? I can suggest the ones about smoking cigarettes and medical marijuana.
- If smoking m**... causes short term memory loss, what does smoking m**... do?
- What do you call a Scot man that smokes m**...? A Highlander
- What should the penalty for smoking m**... be? Getting s**...
- Did you hear about the Nuns up north who started a m**... dispensary? Holy smokes...
- What are the negative effects of smoking m**...? You now have less m**....
- Do you know how I think people who smoke m**... should be punished. s**....
- You can still smoke m**... today. Because four twenty two is four twenty too
- What did the Chinese vocalist do after smoking some m**...? He Shanghai.
- What does Notre Dame and m**... have in common? They both get smoked in a bowl
- What do you get when you discover a communist smoking m**...? High Marx.
- m**... affects memory No it doesn't. I never forget to smoke
- Smoke m**...... Smoke m**...,
Take over the government,
This is a high coup. - How do you know if a person smokes m**...? Don't worry, he'll tell you.
- Smoking m**... legalized in Georgia In the country, not the state
- What did Bobby feel after smoking m**...? Cana-bliss