Following is our collection of funny Smoking Marijuana jokes. There are some smoking marijuana jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these smoking marijuana puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Says the teacher to a student's parent at a school gathering.
-- Did he say where he got it?
-- Yes! His best friend gave it to him.
The father, cleaning his tears:
-- Did he really say that?
what does smoking Marijuana do?
It's hard on your joints.
- Your boy was caught smoking marijuana !!!
The mother :
- Oh my God. I wonder where he found it from ??
- He said he got it from his best friend.
The father, wiping a happy tear :
- My boy really said that ... ?
The steaks were high
But cocaine is where I draw the line.
Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said You know you wanna . Jill said yes, pulled up her dress and then they had some fun. But silly Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.
Use contraceptives kids.
A kid asked his mother:
\- Mom, how did I come to this world?
\- Me and your father planted a seed together - began telling the story the mother.
\- From that seed - she continued - we grew marijuana plant, then smoked some weed and had sex on the washing machine...
Chicken pot pi
State trooper: Hey, where you headed at 2 am sir?
Elderly man: I'm just on my way to hear a lecture about the dangers of drinking and staying out late and smoking marijuana with friends who are a bad influence.
State Trooper: Really? Who's giving that kind of lecture at 2 in the morning?
Elderly man: That would be my wife, officer.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high, pulled down his fly and asked Jill "Do ya wanna?"
Jill said "Yes" Took off her dress and they had a little fun,
But stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son
You can explore smoking marijuana reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean smoking marijuana dad jokes. There are also smoking marijuana puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
Well, I mean, they weren't telling me, but I Know they were thinking it.
Patient: yes
Doctor: marijuana, cigarettes, cigars, Vapes?
Patient: mostly brisket, and pork.
We've been using smoke to cure things for centuries.
It's definitely a performance enhancing drug. I smoke weed and can run a 3-day mile.
The steaks just can't get any higher.
A Highlander
The steaks are so high.
Getting stoned
Holy smokes...
Blunt force trauma
You now have less marijuana.
Stoned.
They are both green and get smoked in bowls!
The steaks were high.
"Sir, how high are you?" The man replies to the cop, "No, officer, it's 'hi, how are you?'"
Because four twenty two is four twenty too
Upon admitting to smoking "fields of marijuana" on its way to the border, the fire was denied entry, and banned for life from entering the US.
High steaks
Jack and Jill went up the hill
To smoke some marijuana
Jack got high
Unzipped his fly
And they had a little fun
Jill forgot to take the pill
And now they have a son
Police are calling him the weedkiller.
Seaweed.......,
I'll sea myself out
Been for smoking years. Tolerance built up quick tho, pot no longer has an effect on the spiders under my skin.
He called it Coral Reefer.
He Shanghai.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the smoking marijuana jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working smoking marijuana piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.