Following is our collection of funny Smoking Habit jokes. There are some smoking habit jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these smoking habit puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
I havnt touched a cigarette in 10 years and shes up to 2 packs a day.
RIP Rodney.
"You non-smokers have some funny habits," I replied.
After their customary intimate greeting, one of them asked the other, "Fabian, have you stopped smoking?"
When Fabian replied in the affirmative, his chum asked him how he had managed to kick the habit.
Explained Fabian, "It was easy really. Everytime I felt like a cigarette, I`d just suck on a lifesaver."
Replied his friend, "Well - lucky you live near the beach."
Then he wouldn't have needed to go out for a pack of smokes and never come back.
Everyone tried to help him quit the habit. He told everyone, "don't worry. When and if I die, you guys will have a laugh." He passed away eventually. All his friends were at the funeral. On his tombstone was engraved, "finally quit smoking."
So this hippo was yelling at a man because the man was smoking. The hippo is actually a smoker himself though and because of his bad habit his lungs fail and he has to go to the ICU.
The whole situation was very hippo-critical.
So basically a hoarse horse hoards whores.
Now she just smokes naked.
I was a 20-a-day lad and I smoked like a chimney.
She picked up a bad habit.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the smoking habit jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working smoking habit piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.