The Best 10 Smoking Habit Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Smoking Habit jokes. There are some smoking habit jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these smoking habit puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Smoking Habit Jokes and Puns

My wife and I decided to curb our smoking habit a bit by only smoking after sex.

I havnt touched a cigarette in 10 years and shes up to 2 packs a day.

RIP Rodney.

I kissed a girl in the club and she said, "Oh my God, you've been smoking. It's just like licking an ashtray."

"You non-smokers have some funny habits," I replied.

Two homosexuals bumped into each other one day in Bondi Junction.

After their customary intimate greeting, one of them asked the other, "Fabian, have you stopped smoking?"

When Fabian replied in the affirmative, his chum asked him how he had managed to kick the habit.

Explained Fabian, "It was easy really. Everytime I felt like a cigarette, I`d just suck on a lifesaver."

Replied his friend, "Well - lucky you live near the beach."

I lost my father to smoking. If I could back in time I'd stop him from taking up the habit.

Then he wouldn't have needed to go out for a pack of smokes and never come back.

I had a friend who smoked cigarettes like it's water.

Everyone tried to help him quit the habit. He told everyone, "don't worry. When and if I die, you guys will have a laugh." He passed away eventually. All his friends were at the funeral. On his tombstone was engraved, "finally quit smoking."


A hippo starts yelling at a man.

So this hippo was yelling at a man because the man was smoking. The hippo is actually a smoker himself though and because of his bad habit his lungs fail and he has to go to the ICU.
The whole situation was very hippo-critical.

A stallion with a smoking habit kidnaps hookers.

So basically a hoarse horse hoards whores.

A nun who was known to smoke a pack a day just recently quit her habit.

Now she just smokes naked.

When I was a teenager I had two habits: smoking and masturbation

I was a 20-a-day lad and I smoked like a chimney.

Did you hear the one about the smoking nun?

She picked up a bad habit.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the smoking habit jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working smoking habit piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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