Smokin Jokes
48 smokin jokes and hilarious smokin puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about smokin that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Smoking will kill you ...
bacon will kill you...
But, smoking bacon will cure it.
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How do you get a smoking hot lover?
Stop using l**... and go really fast.
What was the smoking bee full of?
Nicosting!
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After smoking on a fat blunt with his neighbor, a man walks back to his apartment he shares with his girlfriend and realizes he forgets his key. Eyes red and clothes smelling like w**..., he knocks on the door and his girlfriend answers...
She looks at him and with disgust says "high again?"
He looks at her intently and replies back saying "hello"
Smoking cigarettes is harmful to your health.
Smoking is actually a good thing for me
Look how often I have to go outside into the fresh air
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I don't get smoking after s**....
I've really never looked.
Smoking
1: What Cures Smoking
2: Cancer
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smoking w**...
All the w**... I smoke is prescribed by a doctor. Please don't call the cops.
I know I'll have a smoking hot body someday.
Unless they decide to bury me, that is.
I tried smoking mushrooms today..
..but the pizza sauce kept putting the lighter out.
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What do you do if you're smoking w**... in the walmart parking lot and you see a spaceman
Park in it bruh
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I have been smoking w**... for almost 13 years.
Or about a baker's dozen.
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A smoking hot girl walks into a bar.
A guy at the bar says, "Wow, you're gonna get laid tonight!"
She replies, "Hehe, how do you know?"
He replies, "Because I'm stronger than you."
Smoking seriously harms you and others around you
So smoke casually for the sake of public health
Smoking can't be that bad
I don't know of a single living person that died from smoking.
He was smoking and talking to his old classmate online.
She asked, why he was typing so slow, and he said, because my other hand isn't free.
She is not replying anymore.
Lesson learnt.
Smoking is good for the environment
Because it kills humans
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Smoking cigarettes is a lot like m**...
When you're drunk at 4 am, it's great. But when you're doing it 20 times a day it gets to be a chore.
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smoking h**... is like girls
nothing works without coal
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Homosexuality is a lot like smokin w**...
I'd don't care if you're gay, just don't blow it in my face.
What does smoking cure?
Ham
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Smokin One Liners
Which smokin one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with smokin? I can suggest the ones about cigar and vape.
- What do you call a smokin' hot Karen? A hard no.
- What do you call a potato smokin' a joint? Baked!
- What's the best part about being cremated? Finally achieving a smokin' hot body.
- Are you French? Cause you're smokin'
- Hey girl, are you Northern Europe? Cause you are smokin hot!
- When I die, I want to be cremated. It's my last chance to get a smokin' hot body
- Say what you want about the Holocaust.. But it had some smokin' hot b**....
