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Smokey The Bear Jokes

23 smokey the bear jokes and hilarious smokey the bear puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about smokey the bear that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Smokey The Bear Short Jokes

Short smokey the bear jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The smokey the bear humour may include short smokey jokes also.

  1. Why doesn't Smokey the Bear have any kids? Because every time his wife gets hot, he covers her with dirt and beats her with a shovel.
  2. How come Smokey the Bear doesn't have any children? Every time his wife gets hot he beats her with a shovel.
  3. What do Winnie the Pooh, Atilla the Hun, and Smokey the Bear have in common? The same middle name.
  4. Besides eating honey... what do John the baptist, Smokey the Bear, and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They share the same middle name.
  5. Smokey the bear said he's had a rough time finding a girlfriend. He's just afraid to use tinder.
  6. Smokey the Bear says "Only YOU can prevent wildfires!" Half the world is burning right now.
    *I hope you feel good about yourself.*
  7. What did the ranger tell Smokey when the National Forest Service was de-funded? I can bear-ly handle all these fires alone.
  8. Q. Why did Mrs. Smokey the Bear divorce Smokey the Bear?
    A. Because every time she got hot, he d beat her with a shovel!
  9. Why doesn't smokey the bear have a wife? Anytime she gets hot, he beats her with a shovel.
  10. Why does smokey the bear not have any girlfriends Because everything that hot he beats with a shovel

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Smokey The Bear One Liners

Which smokey the bear one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with smokey the bear? I can suggest the ones about pooh bear and brown bear.

  1. What do Smokey the Bear and Alexander the Great have in common? Their middle name.
  2. Bear witness Like Smokey watching a forest fire.
  3. what do you call a bear who is on fire ? Smokey bear
  4. What's Smokey the bear's least favorite song? Bonfire by Childish Gambino
  5. Why does Smokey the Bear hate condoms? He doesn't like people burning rubber.
  6. What's smokey the bear's middle name? The.

Unearthly Funniest Smokey The Bear Jokes to Tickle Your Sides

What funny jokes about smokey the bear you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean fozzie bear jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make smokey the bear pranks.

Why doesn't Smokey the Bear have s**... with his wife?

Because whenever She gets hot, he hits her with a shovel.

Why can't Smokey the Bear have s**...?

Every time his wife gets hot, he beats her out with a shovel.