The Best 13 Smokey The Bear Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Smokey The Bear jokes. There are some smokey the bear brown bear jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

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Top 10 of the Funniest Smokey The Bear Jokes and Puns

Why doesn't Smokey the Bear have any kids?

Because every time his wife gets hot, he covers her with dirt and beats her with a shovel.

How come Smokey the Bear doesn't have any children?

Every time his wife gets hot he beats her with a shovel.

Besides eating honey... what do John the Baptist, Smokey the Bear, and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They share the same middle name.

Why doesn't Smokey the Bear have sex with his wife?

Because whenever She gets hot, he hits her with a shovel.

What do Smokey the Bear and Alexander the Great have in common?

Their middle name.


Smokey the bear said he's had a rough time finding a girlfriend.

He's just afraid to use tinder.

Smokey the Bear says "Only YOU can prevent wildfires!"

Half the world is burning right now.


*I hope you feel good about yourself.*

what do you call a bear who is on fire ?

Smokey bear

Bear witness

Like Smokey watching a forest fire.

What did the ranger tell Smokey when the National Forest Service was de-funded?

I can bear-ly handle all these fires alone.

Why can't Smokey the Bear have sex?

Every time his wife gets hot, he beats her out with a shovel.

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Q. Why did Mrs. Smokey the Bear divorce Smokey the Bear?

A. Because every time she got hot, he d beat her with a shovel!

Why doesn't smokey the bear have a wife?

Anytime she gets hot, he beats her with a shovel.

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