Smokey Jokes
27 smokey jokes and hilarious smokey puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about smokey that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Smokey the Bear is a beloved icon of the woodland ranger, and his famous catchphrase "remember, only you can prevent forest fires" has been part of the public consciousness for decades. Here we explore some of the best Smokey jokes - from puns to favorites like "What did Smokey the Bear say when he saw a campfire? Answer: 'Put it Out!'". Have some laughs and be reminded of the importance of forest fire safety.
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Funniest Smokey Short Jokes
Short smokey jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The smokey humour may include short fire smoke jokes also.
- What do Winnie the Pooh, Atilla the Hun, and Smokey the Bear have in common? The same middle name.
- Smokey the bear said he's had a rough time finding a girlfriend. He's just afraid to use tinder.
- Smokey the Bear says "Only YOU can prevent wildfires!" Half the world is burning right now.
*I hope you feel good about yourself.* - News.. Burt Reynolds dead. his family say he will be cremated. So this time he will be more smokey than bandit.
- some people say I can be overbearing... But what else am I supposed to do with Smokey and Yogi, and Fuzzy Wuzzy with his skin condition?
- What did the ranger tell Smokey when the National Forest Service was de-funded? I can bear-ly handle all these fires alone.
- Q. Why did Mrs. Smokey the Bear divorce Smokey the Bear?
A. Because every time she got hot, he d beat her with a shovel! - Why does smokey the bear not have any girlfriends Because everything that hot he beats with a shovel
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Smokey One Liners
Which smokey one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with smokey? I can suggest the ones about white smoke and shady.
- What do Smokey the Bear and Alexander the Great have in common? Their middle name.
- What do you call a dwarf that was on fire? A lil smokey
- Bear witness Like Smokey watching a forest fire.
- Have you heard of Smokey the Orc? Only YOU can prevent forests!
- what do you call a bear who is on fire ? Smokey bear
- Smokey said "Only you can prevent Forest fires" That's alot of pressure.
- What's Smokey the bear's least favorite song? Bonfire by Childish Gambino
- Why does Smokey the Bear hate condoms? He doesn't like people burning rubber.
- What's smokey the bear's middle name? The.
- What do you call a s**... who is also a nudist? Smokey the bare
Uproarious Smokey Jokes to Share with Friends
What funny jokes about smokey you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean blowing smoke jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make smokey pranks.
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Why doesn't Smokey the Bear have any kids?
Because every time his wife gets hot, he covers her with dirt and beats her with a shovel.
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How come Smokey the Bear doesn't have any children?
Every time his wife gets hot he beats her with a shovel.
The Detective's Conundrum
The detective walked into the smokey room. His assistant scurried in after. He took in the scene.
A dim light.
A flipped table.
And 53 bicycles laying all around the floor.
"It's apparent what he wrong here," the detective said.
"What is it?" asked the perplexed assistant.
"Someone had an ace up their sleeve."
Joke from my country, hope it translates well
A man walks into the doctors office, and he sees the doctor smoking his lungs off, the whole room is smokey.
The doctor asks him how he feels, and the man says:"Doctor, my lungs are hurting. Can you help?"
The doctor says:"Well, do you smoke?"
The man says yes, and the doctor continues:"Well, stop smoking and you will be fine."
The man, surprised:"But doctor, as far as I can tell, you are smoking too."
The doctor then replies:"Yes, but I ain't complaining to you."
