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Smokey Jokes

32 smokey jokes and hilarious smokey puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about smokey that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Smokey the Bear is a beloved icon of the woodland ranger, and his famous catchphrase "remember, only you can prevent forest fires" has been part of the public consciousness for decades. Here we explore some of the best Smokey jokes - from puns to favorites like "What did Smokey the Bear say when he saw a campfire? Answer: 'Put it Out!'". Have some laughs and be reminded of the importance of forest fire safety.

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Funniest Smokey Short Jokes

Short smokey jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The smokey humour may include short smoked jokes also.

  1. Why doesn't Smokey the Bear have any kids? Because every time his wife gets hot, he covers her with dirt and beats her with a shovel.
  2. How come Smokey the Bear doesn't have any children? Every time his wife gets hot he beats her with a shovel.
  3. What do Winnie the Pooh, Atilla the Hun, and Smokey the Bear have in common? The same middle name.
  4. Besides eating honey... what do John the baptist, Smokey the Bear, and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They share the same middle name.
  5. Smokey the bear said he's had a rough time finding a girlfriend. He's just afraid to use tinder.
  6. Smokey the Bear says "Only YOU can prevent wildfires!" Half the world is burning right now.
    *I hope you feel good about yourself.*
  7. News.. Burt Reynolds dead. his family say he will be cremated. So this time he will be more smokey than bandit.
  8. some people say I can be overbearing... But what else am I supposed to do with Smokey and Yogi, and Fuzzy Wuzzy with his skin condition?
  9. What did the ranger tell Smokey when the National Forest Service was de-funded? I can bear-ly handle all these fires alone.
  10. Q. Why did Mrs. Smokey the Bear divorce Smokey the Bear?
    A. Because every time she got hot, he d beat her with a shovel!

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Smokey One Liners

Which smokey one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with smokey? I can suggest the ones about fire smoke and white smoke.

  1. What do Smokey the Bear and Alexander the Great have in common? Their middle name.
  2. What do you call a dwarf that was on fire? A lil smokey
  3. Bear witness Like Smokey watching a forest fire.
  4. Have you heard of Smokey the Orc? Only YOU can prevent forests!
  5. what do you call a bear who is on fire ? Smokey bear
  6. Smokey said "Only you can prevent Forest fires" That's alot of pressure.
  7. What's a smokey hot way to die that turns people on? ;) the electric chair
  8. What's Smokey the bear's least favorite song? Bonfire by Childish Gambino
  9. Why does Smokey the Bear hate condoms? He doesn't like people burning rubber.
  10. What's smokey the bear's middle name? The.
  11. What do you call a s**... who is also a nudist? Smokey the bare

Smokey The Bear Jokes

Here is a list of funny smokey the bear jokes and even better smokey the bear puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Why doesn't smokey the bear have a wife? Anytime she gets hot, he beats her with a shovel.
  • Why does smokey the bear not have any girlfriends Because everything that hot he beats with a shovel
  • Why doesn't Smokey the Bear have s**... with his wife? Because whenever She gets hot, he hits her with a shovel.
  • Why can't Smokey the Bear have s**...? Every time his wife gets hot, he beats her out with a shovel.
Smokey joke, Why can't Smokey the Bear have s**...?

Uproarious Smokey Jokes to Share with Friends

What funny jokes about smokey you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean shady jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make smokey pranks.

The Detective's Conundrum

The detective walked into the smokey room. His assistant scurried in after. He took in the scene.
A dim light.
A flipped table.
And 53 bicycles laying all around the floor.
"It's apparent what he wrong here," the detective said.
"What is it?" asked the perplexed assistant.
"Someone had an ace up their sleeve."

Smokey joke, What's a smokey hot way to die that turns people on? ;)