Smokers Jokes

Funniest Smokers Short Jokes

Short smokers jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The smokers humour may include short smoking jokes also.

1. One farmer asks another \- "Are your cows smokers?"
   \- "No, that would be ridiculous!"
   \- "Then your barn is on fire."
2. Let's show a little appreciation for smokers. If it wasn't for them, it would have been many years until we could have charged our phones in cars.
3. Why is it a child's play for smokers to quit smoking? They've already done it thousands of times.
4. I kissed a girl in the club and she said, "Oh my God, you've been smoking. It's just like l**... an ashtray." "You non-smokers have some funny habits," I replied.
5. They say kissing a s**... is like l**... an ashtray. I'll remember that the next time I get lonely.
6. Did you know Jeffrey d**... was a closet s**...? He kept the butts behind the couch.
7. A non-s**... says to a s**... "Excuse me, would you mind smoking somewhere else?" The s**... replied, "Hypothetically, yes."
8. Why are p**... smokers always asking "What?" They're doobie-ous.
9. Mob of p**... Smokers Overthrowing Government: "This is a high coup!"
10. Do you smoke? Non-s**... Nah
    Cigarette s**... Yeah
    s**... Smoke what?

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Smokers One Liners

Which smokers one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with smokers? I can suggest the ones about cigarette smoking and smoking cigarettes.

1. What kills thousands of smokers a year? Natural Causes
2. Why do cigarettes cost so much? Because smokers keep coughing up money.
3. One in four people look down on smokers. More proof that smoking stunts your growth.
4. Why don't smokers use Tinder? Because they already got matches.
5. Smokers are humans too Just not for so long
6. You'll never guess which generation had the most smokers Carcino-Gens
7. Do Smokers go to heaven? Yes, they go to heaven faster
8. You know the one thing about smokers They're a dying breed
9. Why smokers never get into an argument? Cause they always get burned
10. Life is like a pack of cigarettes... It doesn't last long for smokers.
11. there should be a smokers' rights movement called #blacklungsmatter
12. Who punishes Colorado underage smokers? COPD
13. Why did the pedestrian die after getting hit by a p**... s**...? Too much blunt force.
14. What did the disappointed s**... get for Christmas? Clothes but no cigar...
15. How do you know if a bird is a s**...? If it's a Puffin

Weed Smokers Jokes

Here is a list of funny weed smokers jokes and even better weed smokers puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• 2 w**... smokers were sitting in a room mad at each other, the tension was high .
• Which November holiday is a w**... s**...'s favorite? Danksgiving.
• I was once an avid s**... of w**...... I did w**... everywhere
  I did it in rain
  I did it in snow
  But I did not, in hail.
• What do you call a w**... s**... with abs? A Narc.
• What do you call it when two p**... smokers get married? A weeding.
• What is a w**... smokers favorite instrument? The b**...-O's

Laughable Smokers Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles

What funny jokes about smokers you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean smoked jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make smokers pranks.