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Smoked Salmon Jokes

26 smoked salmon jokes and hilarious smoked salmon puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about smoked salmon that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Smoked Salmon Short Jokes

Short smoked salmon jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The smoked salmon humour may include short salmon jokes also.

  1. Everyone tells you that smoking will kill you What they don't tell you is that it cure salmon
  2. Everyone tells you that smoking causes cancer… What they don't tell you is that it cures salmon!
  3. I've heard people say that smoking will give me diseases But what they don't know is it cures salmon!
  4. People say smoking will give you diseases… But how can they say that when it cures salmon?
  5. People always say smoking will give you diseases... Then how come People use it to cure salmon
  6. Everybody tells you that smoking causes disease what they don't tell you is that it cures salmon
  7. Everyone tells you that smoking causes disease But do they tell you that it actually cures salmon?

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Smoked Salmon One Liners

Which smoked salmon one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with smoked salmon? I can suggest the ones about smoked meat and smoked turkey.

  1. People say smoking will give you diseases. What they don't know is that it cures salmon.
  2. Smoking is a scientific wonder! It kills people, but cures salmon.
  3. If smoking is so bad for you How come it cures salmon?
  4. If smoking kills... Then why does it cure salmon?
  5. Everyone thinks smoking will kill you But how can they say that when it cures salmon?
  6. People say smoking can cause diseases But then how does it cure salmon?
  7. They say smoking causes cancer But it cures salmon
  8. What's the hardest part about smoking a salmon? Keeping it lit!
  9. It's 420 time to start smoking. The salmon for tonight's dinner.
  10. What did the smoked salmon say after it realised it was no longer ill? "I'm cured!"

Smoked Salmon Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about smoked salmon you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean smoked jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make smoked salmon pranks.

People say smoking will give you diseases

But how can they say that when it cures salmon!!
(Lol im a smoking chef and when i heard this joke I coughed my lungs like i have the rona. Had to post it )