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Smoke Inhalation Jokes

4 smoke inhalation jokes and hilarious smoke inhalation puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about smoke inhalation that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.


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Cheerful Smoke Inhalation Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!

What is a good smoke inhalation joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

A bar is burning to the ground, and a team of firefighters rush in to put it out.

A bar is burning to the ground and a team of firefighters rush in to put out the fire. When they get inside they see an Irishman passed out from smoke inhalation. They drag him out of the bar and eventually the Irishman comes to. The firefighter says "you were there, how did this whole thing get started?!" The Irishman responds "I don't know it was burning when I walked in"

Kamala Harris jamaican w**... joke

Reporter: Have you ever smoked w**... ?
Kamala Harris: Half my family's from Jamaica - are you kidding me?
Kamala Harris: I did inhale it !

Smoking Kills

Experts say that every time you inhale a drag of a cigarette, it takes 7 seconds off your life.
When I was a teenager, my best friend and I tried cigarettes for the first time. I ended up smoking for 25 years, but my friend only inhaled **once**.
Yesterday, while out walking his dog, he got hit by a bus and was killed instantly.
I can't get it out of my mind - I keep thinking - if he never had inhaled that one time - we probably could have heard him scream.

If Clinton gets elected, federal employees will be LEGALLY allowed to consume cannabis!

If you smoke, you have to say "I did not inhale"
and if you do edibles, you have to say "I did not s**..."


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