Smoke Detector Jokes
9 smoke detector jokes and hilarious smoke detector puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about smoke detector that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Smoke Detector Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good smoke detector joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Today I cooked something for my family and they all said it was terrible.
Jokes on them, the smoke detector thought it was fire.
A traditional Thanksgiving joke
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "How did Thanksgiving go at your place?" the bartender asks. "Oh, it went fine. Had a lot of family over and the wife prepared the meal. I helped out, though. She got a little stressed out and told me she needed some peace and quiet in the kitchen so she could finish cooking," the guy says. "So I removed all the batteries from the smoke detectors."
Little Johnny's preschool class went on a field trip to the fire station.
The firefighter giving the presentation held up a smoke detector and asked the class: "Does anyone know what this is?"
Little Johnny's hand shot up and the firefighter called on him.
Little Johnny replied: "That's how Mommy knows supper is ready!"
I don't need to check my smoke detectors every month
because my wife cooks more often than that
What's the different between a wife and a smoke detector?
One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.
Not to worry. I was only testing the smoke detectors.
On a totally unrelated subject. Supper is ready.
Pavlov's science in action.
My dogs hate the sound of the smoke detector. They are absolutely terrified of it.
In fact, they are so afraid of it, that every time my wife turns on the oven, they go run and hide.
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This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
My strange f**... is smoke detectors
When they go off it gets hot in here.
A man buys a lie detector robot
So a man buys a lie detector robot that slaps someone if they tell a lie. The man then sets it up at the dinner table and asks his son.
Dad- why where you home late today?
Son- I was at the library.
The robot then slaps the son.
Son- ok fine I was at a friends.
Dad- what where you doing?
Son- I was studying.
The robot slaps the son again.
Son- ok fine I was smoking.
Dad- what! When I was your age I didn't smoke.
The robot then slaps the dad.
The mother starts laughing.
Dad- what's so funny?
Mum- he's definitely your son.
The robot then slaps the mum.
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