Smoke Alarm Jokes

22 smoke alarm jokes and hilarious smoke alarm puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about smoke alarm that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Smoke Alarm Short Jokes

Short smoke alarm jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The smoke alarm humour may include short smoke detector jokes also.

  1. My wife asked if she could have some peace and quiet while she tried to cook dinner So I took the batteries out of the smoke alarm
  2. My wife asked for peace and quiet while she cooked dinner. So I took the batteries out of the smoke alarm.
  3. My psychology professor asked for an example of a "Pavlovian Response". I said that thanks to my Mom's cooking, I salivate when I hear a smoke alarm.
  4. Congratulations to my wife! who reached a new culinary milestone today by setting off the neighbors' smoke alarm!
  5. Some people need to check their smoke alarms once a month. Those people are probably better cooks than me.
  6. Today Australia has a new Prime Minister So it must be time to change the batteries in your smoke alarm
  7. My fire alarm keeps going off. I think it's because my girlfriend keeps coming in.
    She is smoking hot.

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Smoke Alarm One Liners

Which smoke alarm one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with smoke alarm? I can suggest the ones about fire alarm and security alarm.

  1. My girlfriend's such a bad cook, she uses the smoke alarm as a timer.
  2. I tape microwave popcorn to the ceiling cause it's cheaper than a smoke alarm.
  3. Why did the blonde burn to death? She couldn't find the snooze button on the smoke alarm.
  4. My wife's cooking is so bad... She uses the smoke alarm as a timer.
  5. My cooking is so awesome... ...even my smoke alarm cheers me on!
  6. Yo momma is so n**... when she farts the smoke alarm goes off.

Smoke Alarm Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about smoke alarm you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean fire smoke jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make smoke alarm pranks.

My school does these things at the end of the year called "Senior Pranks".

Usually the same routine, with some alterations each year. Pull the fire alarm, play inappropriate music over the loud speaker, and throw a couple smoke bombs here and there. I'm always surprised how the local retirement home doesn't threaten to sue anyone.

I was at my school disco..

Walking across the hall to get a drink. One of my classmates came up to me and said 'dude, your shoes are on smoking hot!'
I gave them a smile and kept walking to get a drink. Another classmate then approached me and said 'hey bro, you're on fire tonight!'
I gave them a wink and some goodbye guns and continued towards the queue of people waiting for a beverage.
It's at that point that the fire alarm and sprinklers go off and everybody is immediately evacuated from the disco.
Typical, I thought.
Just as I was about to get to the punch line.

A guy goes to a house of prostitution.
He selects a girl, pays her $200 up front, and he gets undressed.
She's about to take off her sheer blue negligee, when the fire alarms rings!
She runs out of the room, with his $200 still in her hand.
He quickly grabs his clothes and runs out after her.
He's searching the building, but the smoke gets too heavy, so he runs outside looking for her.
By this time, the firemen are there.
He sees one of them and asks, "Did you see a beautiful blonde, in a sheer blue negligee, with $200 in her hand?"
The fireman says, "No!"
The guy then says, "Well if you see her, screw her. It's paid for."