Smok Jokes
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Short smok jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The smok humour may include short bear jokes also.
- how many m**... doritos does it take to screw in a legalized lightbulb? 3. 1 to screw in the light bultb. 1 to smok the w**.... and 1 to eat all theo CHEEHOTS
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Smoking will kill you ...
bacon will kill you...
But, smoking bacon will cure it.
How do you get a smoking hot lover?
Stop using l**... and go really fast.
Why shouldn't you smoke w**... during a thunder storm?
Because lightning strikes the highest object.
Don't smoke
Unless you're on fire, then it's natural.
Why doesn't Smokey the Bear have any kids?
Because every time his wife gets hot, he covers her with dirt and beats her with a shovel.
After smoking on a fat blunt with his neighbor, a man walks back to his apartment he shares with his girlfriend and realizes he forgets his key. Eyes red and clothes smelling like w**..., he knocks on the door and his girlfriend answers...
She looks at him and with disgust says "high again?"
He looks at her intently and replies back saying "hello"
i was about to smoke a joint in the park
but then i saw a sign that said "keep off the grass" and felt judged.
Smoked some w**... the other night with some foreign dudes, massive language barrier...
We got Rosetta s**....
It's okay to smoke w**...
It's okay to smoke w**... in the rain,
but don't in hail
Smoking is actually a good thing for me
Look how often I have to go outside into the fresh air
What do Smokey the Bear and Alexander the Great have in common?
Their middle name.
Even though I don't smoke cigarettes, I exclusively date women who do...
I figure if they're willing to s**... on something that n**..., they'll s**... just about anything.
How come Smokey the Bear doesn't have any children?
Every time his wife gets hot he beats her with a shovel.
Do you smoke after s**...?
I don't know, I never checked
If smoking w**... ruins your short term memory...
...then what does smoking w**... do?
I know I'll have a smoking hot body someday.
Unless they decide to bury me, that is.
Smoking is a scientific wonder!
It kills people, but cure salmon.
Smokey said "Only you can prevent Forest fires"
That's alot of pressure.
What do you do if you're smoking w**... in the walmart parking lot and you see a spaceman
Park in it bruh
What happens when you smoke p**... in Saudi Arabia?
You get s**....
What happens if you smoke w**... in a musilm country?
Simple, you get s**... twice
I was going to smoke a joint with some Mexicans
But when I asked if anyone had papers, they all ran off.
Q: why you can't smoke w**... with Mexicans
A: Because when you ask them for papers they run away
If smoking is so bad for you
How come it cures salmon?
Why doesn't Smokey the Bear have s**... with his wife?
Because whenever She gets hot, he hits her with a shovel.
It's 3 am. Just smoked a fatty. Just trying to make up new material with my parrot. I think i just thought of a good one but I may just be...
Too s**... with one bird.
Smoking two cigarettes at once
A girl saw a guy smoking two cigarettes at once, she asked him why ? he replied that he smokes one for himself and one for his buddy in prison. Another day, the same girl saw that guy again smoking only one cigarette this time, she said : "Congrats! i'm verry happy for you and your friend ! he must have missed you", he replied that he still is in prison, she asked : "so why are you smoking only one cigarette ?", he replied : "i stopped smoking".
I always smoke after s**....
I've quit now for 16 years.
I have been smoking w**... for almost 13 years.
Or about a baker's dozen.
Don't smoke kids...
Because smoking kids is i**....
A smoking hot girl walks into a bar.
A guy at the bar says, "Wow, you're gonna get laid tonight!"
She replies, "Hehe, how do you know?"
He replies, "Because I'm stronger than you."
Smoking seriously harms you and others around you
So smoke casually for the sake of public health
I used to smoke w**... in the 90's
Now I don't care what temperature it is
He was smoking and talking to his old classmate online.
She asked, why he was typing so slow, and he said, because my other hand isn't free.
She is not replying anymore.
Lesson learnt.
What does smoking cure?
Pork
Smoking is good for the environment
Because it kills humans
Smoking cigarettes is a lot like m**...
When you're drunk at 4 am, it's great. But when you're doing it 20 times a day it gets to be a chore.
Why smokers are s**...
Because they have butts
Can you smoke w**... in Saudi Arabia?
No, in Saudi Arabia only g**... get s**....
I used to smoke w**... and go to class...
Sneak in ten minutes late with a b**... excuse. Slink down low at my desk. pray to God nobody asked me any questions.
I was the best teacher ever.
Don't smoke kids,
Because smoking kids is bad for you.
I smoked w**... with a couple of cows near a police station.
The steaks were really high.
I was about to smoke w**... with a couple cute Mexican girls...
I asked them if they had papers. They immediately ran off.
What does smoking cure?
Ham
If you smoke cigarettes in space...
You become an Ashtraynaut.
If you smoke a joint while having s**... on a plane...
...does that put you in the two mile high club?
I'm done with smoking, for good...
now I only smoke for evil
I just smoked a ligament..
I'm not that big of a fan of joints
My smoking hot, lesbian best friends got me a Rolex for my birthday.
I guess they misheard me when I said I wanna watch.
Smoking a cigarette
Have you ever smoked a cigarette in your car and tried to throw it out the window and a minute later you smell something and turn around to find your grandma f**... herself in the back seat?
You can still smoke m**... today.
Because four twenty two is four twenty too
If I smoke some strong w**... and beat my meat...
Am I a chronic masturbator?
Never smoking with Mexicans again.
Asked him if he had papers and he ran
Smoking Kills
Experts say that every time you inhale a drag of a cigarette, it takes 7 seconds off your life.
When I was a teenager, my best friend and I tried cigarettes for the first time. I ended up smoking for 25 years, but my friend only inhaled **once**.
Yesterday, while out walking his dog, he got hit by a bus and was killed instantly.
I can't get it out of my mind - I keep thinking - if he never had inhaled that one time - we probably could have heard him scream.
I've been smoking cigarettes for 25 years
I just don't know how I haven't gotten addicted yet
Why don't smokers use Tinder?
Because they already got matches.
I always smoke after s**....
Thanks to my uncle I've been hooked since the age of 6.
I don't smoke afghani w**...,
Because people in Afghanistan get s**... to death.
I've only smoked crack once...
For 5 years!!!
Smoking
I saw a woman smoking with her baby in the car and it made me feel disgusted with the world we live in.
Who lets a woman drive?
What do you smoke underwater?
Seaweed
I only smoke when I drink
Doctor: "Do you smoke?"
Me: "Only when I drink."
Doctor: "Well, how much do you drink?"
Me: "About two packs a day."
Smoked p**... in my car and a cop arrives......
Cop : How high are you ?
Me : No officer! It's hi how are you ?
Smoking joke
Girlfriend: How many ciggerates do you smoke per day?
Boyfriend: 5 packs, give or take
Girlfriend: If you quit smoking, you could even buy a car in a year.
Boyfriend: huh...do you smoke?
Girlfriend: God, no.
Boyfriend: Where is your car?
I Always smoke after s**....,,
I should probably use l**... and slow down...
Im never smoking w**... with immigrants again.
I asked who's got papers and they all ran away.
If smoking m**... causes short term memory loss,
what does smoking m**... do?
Smoking the good stuff
me: "Dude, NASA faked the moon landing!"
friend: "Wait, u mean-----"
me: "Yep, the moon never landed at all, it's still out there somewhere!"
Do you smoke?
Non-s**... Nah
Cigarette s**... Yeah
s**... Smoke what?
I'm okay with smoking, alcohol, and m**....
But c**... is where I draw the line.
They say smoking causes cancer
But it cures salmon
I'm never smoking with i**... immigrants again!
I asked who had the papers and everyone ran.
If you smoke p**... and forgot what day today is, don't worry. You can celebrate again on the 25th of May.
Because 4/20 = 5/25
If you smoke w**... before an eating contest
You're technically on performance enhancing drugs
Smokey the bear said he's had a rough time finding a girlfriend.
He's just afraid to use tinder.
If smoking w**... causes short-term memory loss...
Then what does smoking w**... do?
If you smoke seaweed on the beach...
...do you experience high tide?
Smoking will kill you. Bacon will kill you.
Smoking bacon will cure it.
I've been smoking w**... for most of my life, and today I quit cold turkey.
I'll make do with the much cheaper chicken cold cuts and put the extra money towards buying more w**....
If smoking kills...
Then why does it cure salmon?
I only smoke cigarettes after having s**....
I don't smoke.
"I've never smoked or drank anything in my life..." claimed Gary
"Quit your b**... Gary I've seen you smoke." Said his friend
"That one doesn't count I was drunk that day"
