The Best 6 Smithsonian Jokes

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Top 10 of the Funniest Smithsonian Jokes and Puns

What do you get when you empty the Smithsonian?

The Air and Space museum.

What starts on a toilet seat and ends up in Smithsonian

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A group of 100 people dressed up as Vikings, promoting the new exhibition at the Smithsonian, was seen parading in front of the White House today.

Famously uncivilised, destructive and rapacious, with an almost insatiable appetite for rough sex and heavy drinking, the US Senators nonetheless came out to watch the parade.

Two robbers broke into the Smithsonian today and stole an ancient Greek calendar.

They both got 6 months.

Hydrogen is a light, odorless gas, which, given enough time, turns into people.

\- Edward Robert Harrison, *Smithsonian Magazine*, December, 1995.


Did you know the Smithsonian is trying to open a new exhibit on preserved presidential feces?

They are still looking for the famed Lincoln log.

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