The Best 11 Smiths Jokes

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Top 10 of the Funniest Smiths Jokes and Puns

Back in the day last name said something about your profession...

The Smiths would hammer away creating armor and weapons as blacksmiths. The Fishers would navigate the seas in search as fishermen. And The Dickinsons, well no one really knew what they did.

A woman and her lover were in bed, when the woman heard her husband getting back.

The woman said Quick! Rub baby powder on you and pretend to be a statue. The lover did that.

The husband walked into the room.
Honey, what's this statue doing here? He asked.
I saw that the Smiths got one, so I decided to get one as well. She replied.
The husband got into bed, and the woman fell asleep. A few hours later, after checking his wife was asleep, he quietly got up, walked into kitchen, made a sandwich and got a glass of milk, came back, and went to the statue.

Here, have something to eat and drink. I stood like an idiot for 3 days at the Smiths, and no one offered me anything to eat!

i just crashed my car in a lane between two houses, owned by mr and mrs ball, and one owned by mr and mrs smith

thank god i was dragged out by the smiths

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Car Crash

I crashed my car between two houses today. Mr and Mrs Ball live in the left house and Mr and Mrs Smith live in the right house....

Thank God I was dragged out by the Smiths!!

The merry widow dies and goes to heaven

When she gets to the pearly gates she asks if she can be reunited with her late husband.
St Peter: "What's his name?"
Her: "Ted Smith."
St Peter: "We've got many, many Ted Smiths up here. Help me narrow it down. Where was he buried and what were his last words?"
Her: "He was buried in Woodbank Cemetery and his last words to me were that if I ever slept with another man, he'd turn in his grave."
St Peter: "Oh right, whirling Ted Smith."


[Offensive] Whenever I think about Will Smiths son...

I wonder if black kids really are worse off without fathers.

The Jones and the Smiths decided to try swingingโ€ฆ

โ€ฆ so they left for the week-end to a mountain resort where they rented two cabins, and they swapped partners for the night.

The next morning, Joe Smith woke up, and said let's go see how the ladies are doing โ€ฆ

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I just heard the Queen is dead!

Probably my favourite Smiths album

Did you know the Smithsonian is trying to open a new exhibit on preserved presidential feces?

They are still looking for the famed Lincoln log.

There's an online streaming service playing nothing but "Girlfriend In A Coma" by The Smiths, on repeat...

...I know, I know. It's Sirius.

Why were The Smiths kicked out of the nightclub?

Because they kept asking everyone to hang the DJ.

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