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Smirnoff Vodka Jokes

4 smirnoff vodka jokes and hilarious smirnoff vodka puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about smirnoff vodka that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.


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Smirnoff Vodka Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good smirnoff vodka joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

A short joke.

If a former 80's Russian comedian went out and bought some off-brand v**.... Would that be Yakov Smirnoff buying knock-off Smirnoff?

How do you fix a bottle of v**...?

Turn it Smirnoff and on again.

Cocktail

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and asks, "bartender, got any specials today?" Bartender answers, "yes, as a matter of fact we have a new drink invented by a gynecologist patron of ours. It's a mix of Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer and Smirnoff v**...." The guy asks, "Good grief, what do you call that?" The bartender replied, "It's a "Pabst Smir.

The official bad Yakov Smirnoff punchline thread about the Sochi Olympics

You have been warned...
In Russia, yellow water is not dirty, it's colored that way by Russian government so we don't mistakenly drink water instead of v**...!


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