You might remember comedian Yakov Smirnoff. When he first came to the United States from Russia he was not prepared for the incredible variety of instant products available in American grocery stores.
He says, "On my first shopping trip, I saw powdered milk -- you just add water, and you get milk. Then I saw powdered orange juice -- you just add water, and you get orange juice. And then I saw baby powder, and I thought to my self, "What a country!"
You have been warned...
In Russia, yellow water is not dirty, it's colored that way by Russian government so we don't mistakenly drink water instead of vodka!
It's Smirnoff.
Mountain Dew + Viagra - Mount and Do
Jack Daniels + Viagra - Jack-Off Daniels
Smirnoff + Viagra - Sperm Off
Budweiser + Viagra - Nut Wiser
Because he can't reach for the Grey Goose
In America you find the party. In Russia the party finds you.
Smirnoff Isis
Smirnoff ISIS
Smirnoff ISIS
Smirnoff ISIS.
Now traded as pab-smir
Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Smirnoff? Well, here are the best Smirnoff dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Smirnoff pick up lines to share with friends.