The Best 10 Smirk Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Smirk jokes. There are some smirk scowl jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these smirk hoof puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Smirk Jokes and Puns
A man goes up to his wife...
He holds out his hand offering her two aspirin and a glass of water.
She says with a puzzled look on her face "But I don't have a headache?"
He replies with a smirk on his face "good! We can have sex then."
Kirk breaks his arm and goes to see Doctor McCoy.
McCoy starts to snigger and says, "Well James, you may not be laughing on the outside, but on the inside you're cracking up!"
"Funny, Bones", replies Kirk with a smirk.
"Actually James", says McCoy, checking Kirk's arm, "your humerus!"
Its not a profession.
Two people meet at a bar and start talking about work.
The first person says 'so mate, what do you do for a living?'
The second, aroggently puffs out his chest and full of pride says with a smirk 'I sir happen to be an artist'
To which the first person reply's 'hey that's ironic I'm unemployed as well!'
I hated weddings as a kid
When I was younger,I had to attend many a wedding with my parents. Every single time, my aunts and other older relatives used to poke me with a smirk and tell me "You're next.".
They only stopped after I started doing the same thing with them at funerals.
My 6 year old twins were learning about organs like the brain and the heart and the kidney and…
One of them says No this is a Kid Knee with a smirk while pointing to his knee! I about died laughing.
A pregnant lady runs into a hospital
and starts shouting "Can't! Won't! Shouldn't!"
One doctor turns to the other and says "Doctor! What's going on?"
The other doctor, with a smirk, says "She's having contractions."
One day, Hitler went to meet an astrologer.
"When will I die?" he asked.
"On a Jewish holiday." The astrologer replied with a smirk.
Hitler twisted up his face. "How the hell can you be so sure?"
"Oh, my Fuhrer, any day you die will be a Jewish holiday."
(Not an original for anyone who didn't already know.)
I make puns to test if people enjoy my company.
If they smirk or laugh I know they tolerate me, that's a person who can spend time with me and not hate me for my puns.
If they growl and throw something at my head.. then it's my wife.
School Essay Test
A teacher says to her class Tomorrow morning there will be a set essay writing exam. You are all to be on your best form and well rested overnight
One lad pipes up with a smirk What if we are suffering from severe sexual exhaustion Miss?
Well, she replies you'll just have to try to write with your other hand!
Why the long face?
"A horse walks into the bar and the bartender comes over and says, 'Why the long face?'" - Not my original for sure, but always makes me smirk.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the smirk laugh jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working smirk laughter piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.