Smh Jokes
17 smh jokes and hilarious smh puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about smh that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Short smh jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The smh humour may include short diversity jokes also.
- I was holding the door open for a Japanese guy... The Japanese guy was like "Sank you."
I punched him dead in the jaw. Smh bringing up Pearl Harbor like that. - People are so ungrateful. smh. Donate 1 kidney: everyone loves you
Donate 4 kidneys: sudden yelling - I could tell my girlfriend was cheating on me when she said she was at the mall with her BFF Jill ...when Jill was lying beside me this whole time. Smh
- So I got my friend a trampoline, and he's being so ungrateful. He didn't even thank me. He just sat in his wheelchair and cried smh.
- Idk why flies can walk on walls, But when I do it I'm possessed and need an excorsicm.
Sick of people these days smh - There was this guy who asked me, "how do I open this jar?!" "Install the latest version of the Java Runtime Environment", I said. Silly guy, now he's all confused. People these days... SMH.
- My son asked me why midgets were like that I told him that they did not eat enough vegetables, now he is saying that he wants to become a midget and wont eat vegetables smh.
- Poor people... I don't get why there are so many poor people, like I have seen so many people that are so poor that They cannot even afford wires on their in-ear headsets smh...
- I want my little brother to be in a concentration camp He keeps playing fortnite instead of studying for his classes, smh
- Why complain? People out there complaining laundry is annoying, washing dishes is tedious, vacuum cleaning is boring, and punching bags are expensive,
Like just get a wife smh
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Smh One Liners
Which smh one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with smh? I can suggest the ones about staple and shutdown.
- I hate when people misuse abbreviations smh my head
- For shakira, SMH means.. Shaking my hips
- Mohammed Ali's last tweet. @thegreatest: smh smh smh smh
Smh Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter
What funny jokes about smh you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean snowflakes jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make smh pranks.
Some nice pair of legs
A group of girls walked by and I jokingly said to my girl "bet you wish you had a pair of legs like that" and she started crying. Smh girls are so emotional so I wheeled her back to the car.
o**... donation has a n**... double standard when it comes to praise.
Some guy donates his kidney, he's praised as a hero. I donate 5, and I get arrested? Double standards smh
Got a ticket, smh.
The other day I got a ticket for riding in the car pool lane. Apparently it does not count, if the body is in the trunk.