The Best 32 Smelt Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Smelt jokes. There are some smelt halibut jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these smelt whiff puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Smelt Jokes and Puns

I farted in a room full a hipsters...

Just to see them fight over who smelt it first.

If a hipster falls, and no one is around, does it make a sound?

Yes...but you've probably never heard it.

Sexual harassment

The supervisor of a local firm is startled when his secretary bursts into his office to file a complaint of sexual harassment against a man working in the same department. "What on earth did he do?", asks the boss. "It's not what he did but what he said!", the secretary shrieks. "He said my hair smelt nice!". "And what is so wrong with him telling you that?", asks the boss. "He's a midget" ,huffs the woman.

Yesterday at yoga

Yesterday at yoga, the instructor told us to make a flower shape by putting our hands together. She kept saying to take deep breaths and focus on our flowers. Towards the end of the exercise she told us to smell our flowers and just say out loud what our flowers smelt like. I don't think she appreciated it when I said Vaseline and shame.

Smelt joke, Yesterday at yoga

How does a blacksmith know you farted?

He smelt it

There once was an old mystic

He was too poor to afford shoes, so he often had sores on his feet, and since he was old, he could easily break his bones if he was not careful. He also had a very bad diet, so his breath smelt terrible.

I guess you could say he was a....

**Super Calloused Fragile Mystic Hexed with Halitosis**


An investigation was carried out by a foundry...

since somehow people were getting a hold of their new ingots before they started selling them publicly. They investigated the entire foundry and found out that the man in charge of working the furnace was selling the ingots illegally, under the table. This only proves that he who smelt it, dealt it.

(fyi I don't know anything about metalworks or smelting at all. If I used any of these terms incorrectly, sorry.)

"Whoever smelt it, dealt it..."

"...so technically officer, this is YOUR marijuana"

Smelt joke, "Whoever smelt it, dealt it..."

Fisherman got jokes...

A little fish humor for everyone.

"Did you do that on Porpoise? Or just for the Halibut?"

"Oh my Cod, save my Sole!"

"You sucker, that smelt, so get your bass out of here!"

Did you hear about the clown who refined iron?

He smelt funny

[OC] I found a dead bird outside.

It smelt fowl.

Did you hear about the Casino that hired a Blacksmith?

He who smelt it, dealt it.

You can explore smelt smell reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean smelt odour dad jokes. There are also smelt puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Girl, are you an iron-bearing ore?

Because when I smelt you, I got taken to a whole other level of civilization..

I can produce silver just by sniffing.

Smelt it with my own nose.

**I'll show myself out**

I had one of those horrible moments this morning when I confused my wife's hair removal cream with the toothpaste.

Mind you, my legs have never smelt so minty!

Local blacksmith arrested for dealing meth out of the back of his shop

I guess he who smelt it, also dealt it.

Well, "He who smelt it, dealt it"...

So technically the weed is yours, Officer.

Smelt joke, Well, "He who smelt it, dealt it"...

Have you ever wondered what 15.7 billion USD smelt like?

Elon's Musk

a cop pulled me over the other day and..

Cop: ur car smells like marijuana

Me: whoever smelt it dealt it

Cop: gosh dangit

Me: ur under arrest

The blacksmith only sold items he crafted himself. Like his father taught him...

He who smelt it, dealt it.


Have you guys ever smelt mothballs?

Why was the blacksmith never invited back to poker night?

Because he who smelt it, dealt it

What can be smelt and heard from twenty miles away?

My son playing Call of Duty

Did you hear about the fish that played blackjack?

The smelt. It dealt it.

Which fish are the best jewelers?

Smelt

Son: Dad, if the blacksmith forges the sword, who sells it?

Dad: That's easy son. Whoever smelt it, dealt it.

Being a Blacksmith must really stink...

Because whoever smelt it, dealt it.

I was at my friend's stag party yesterday, when him and his brother handed me a glass full of yellow, lukewarm liquid. "Drink it!" they said giggling. It was only when I smelt it that I realized the prank the bastards were trying to pull...

Budweiser

Why did the litigatory man have to have a shower?

He smelt like a suer

With all the recent posts it is my turn too to see if this French joke translates well to English

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries

Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time

Why did the blacksmith throw away his furnace......

Because It Smelt like shit!

Why did the blacksmith get fired....

He smelt like shit, and made a forgery.

Why are blacksmiths so flatulent?

Whoever smelt it, dealt it

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the smelt watery jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working smelt dried piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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