The Best 2 Smelly People Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Smelly People jokes. There are some smelly people jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these smelly people puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Smelly People Jokes and Puns

Church lady

There was a church lady who always was dressed very properly and always carried her bible with her. She had a bad habit of judging people and letting them know what she thought of them.
One day, she was riding on the crosstown bus and a drunk guy got on. There was only one seat left which was right next to the church lady.
She said to the man, you're a disgusting and smelly drunk. You're going straight to hell.
The man said Excuse me ma'am. I think I'm on the wrong bus.

Why are smart people so smelly?

Because genius is 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration.

(My son made this up)

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the smelly people jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working smelly people piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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