The Best 41 Smelly Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Smelly jokes. There are some smelly smell jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these smelly your so smelly puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Smelly Jokes and Puns

Why are smart people so smelly?

Because genius is 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration.

(My son made this up)

Three women and ducks

Three women die in a car accident and go to heaven when they are at the gate god tells them that there is only one rule and that is that you may not step on a duck. They women enter and do their best to enjoy heaven while being cautious about where they step for there are ducks everywhere. After about a week one of the three women steps on a duck and suddenly this old, smelly, repulsive and hairy man is chained to her for life. This only makes the other women more careful and another month passes by when a second of the three women steps on a duck. Then chained to her is a man more repulsive then the first. The third woman becomes ever so cautious and make it a whole year without treading upon a duck. Chained to her is a handsom, muscular and wonderful gentleman. She says to him "What happened to you?" he replies " I stepped on a duck..."

A old Jewish man goes to the doctors...

He says "Doctor I've got a huge problem."

The doctor says "What is it?"

He says "I keep getting these silent, smelly, gassy emissions I was with my wife and the Grossmans yesterday and it happened about 100 times during dinner and created a nauseous gas but it was silent so no one new who it was and then again on the bus this morning and even in your office now I must have had 20 of them, Do you have anyway to fix this problem doc?"

The doctor looks up and says "Well first off I'm going to send you to specialist."

The man interrupts him "What kind of specialist doc?"

"A hearing specialist!"

Smelly joke, A old Jewish man goes to the doctors...

Smelly Roommate (Anthony Jeselnik)

I once had this Eastern European roommate who never showered or used deodorant. He smelled awful and after a while it got unbearable. I didn't have the heart to tell him that he smelled bad, so I left him a note one morning in the bathroom, "Dear Olaf, get out of my country"

-Anthony Jeselnik

What did the cop say to the smelly criminal?

Febreeze!


A man walks up to woman and asks her 'Can I smelly your pussy?'

'No you most certainly can not!' she replies.

'Oh' the man says, 'It must be your feet'

I once dated someone with really smelly feet, the smell used to bring tears to my eyes...

It was like someone was chopping bunions.

Smelly joke, I once dated someone with really smelly feet, the smell used to bring tears to my eyes...

Lazy vultures

Two lazy vultures had procrastinated on flying south for the winter until the first frost hit, then they got worried. "We better catch an airplane to Mexico, lets go to the airport!" So they take off down the road, and as luck would have it, they come across two dead road-killed opossums, that had started to get nice and smelly, just like vultures like them. "What luck, we better take these with us, I heard the airlines don't offer meals on the flight anymore." So they each grab a dead opossum, tuck it under their wing, and head on to the terminal. They walk up to the ticket counter and tell they lady "We'd like two tickets to Cancun, please."

"Very well," she says, "Will you be checking any bags?"

"No," say the vultures, holding up the dead opossum carcasses, "we only have carrion."

Confessions of a newly wed.

On the first night of their honeymoon, the husband isn't sure how to tell his bride about his stinky feet and smelly socks, while the wife is wondering how to break the news to him about her awful breath, which so far, she's been able to cover up.

After some soul-searching, the husband gathers his nerve and says, I have a confession.

She draws closer, peers into his eyes, and says, Darling, so do I.

Recoiling, he says, Don't tell me - you've eaten my socks.

I met a smelly man who had a way with words

He was a pungent

What do you tell a smelly Japanese person?

Takashawa.

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What do you call a smelly Hobbit?

Frodor.

In North Korea...

[edited] everything is grand and prosperous and USA is smelly

Why did the baker have smelly hands?

Because he kneaded a poo.

Does anybody know how to get rid of smelly feet?

Asking for a foot

What did one smelly hippy say to the other after they found some clean clothes?

You've changed

Smelly joke, What did one smelly hippy say to the other after they found some clean clothes?

I was so ugly and smelly as a kid

That when I played in the sandbox, the cat would try to bury me!

Mahatma Gandhi was a strange person.

He walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became quite thick and hard. He often went on hunger strikes, and even when he wasn't on a hunger strike, he did not eat much and became quite thin and frail. He also was a very spiritual person. Finally, because he didn't eat much and when he did his diet was peculiar, he developed very smelly breath.

He eventually became known as a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

Why did the baker have smelly fingers?

Because he kneaded a poo.

(This is my favourite silly joke, sorry if it's a repost)


This dude went to Maccas and saw a lady wearing a burqa....

Went to Macca's & the girl serving was wearing a burqa. I noticed it was quite dirty and tattered and a bit smelly. It actually put me off so we walked out and went across the road to Hungry Jack's. Here was another girl wearing a burqa. I was happy to see that it was clean and it actually was nicely decorated with beads and sequins. That's when I realised - the Burqas are Better at Hungry Jack's....

An old lady visits her doctor...

...and says to him:

"Doctor, I have a problem. I keep farting all day long, luckily they don't smell and are dead silent, can you do something to make it stop?"

"Take these pills and come back after a week for a checkup."

One week later she comes by and says:

"Doctor! Not only didn't the farting stop, but now they are smelly as a landfill!"

The doctor replies:

"Calm down, miss. I cured your sense of smell, now to do something about that hearing."

Why does the giraffe have a long neck?

Because it has smelly feet.

Did you hear about the ol' factory?

It's pretty smelly.

Two nuns are in front of an abandoned coalmine.

(its better in dutch but it translates)

Two nuns are walking in front of an old (abandoned) coal mine.
One nun says to the other nun: mine's smelly today.
Says the other nun: mine too.

What do you call a smelly soldier?

A muskyteer.

What do you call it when the rim of a volcano gets all dirty and smelly?

Smagma.

How does Mary Poppins cure smelly feet?

Step in thyme.

What's smelly, spits and walks around the desert going 'Click'?

A camela.

Why was Google's hangout in a dark, smelly cavern?

Because it was the G-Spot!

What do you call a smelly surfers hair?

Ripe curls

What do you call a smelly door

A odoor

Imagine if your non binary friend decided he identified as a donkey and went around in a smelly fur suit all the time. What would you say to him?

Arse-kin furry friend.

What do you call a Georgia O'Keefe painting that's housed in a smelly museum?

An O'Queef.

Real Christmas trees are like my Friday nights

Sticky, smelly, and needles everywhere

What did the fisherman do when he found smelly meat with small lips and olive oil?

Master Bait

What's the most smelly animal on the farm?

The Toilet Duck.

What three things are smelly, sad, and been knighted

Three Musky Tears.

Smelly joke

Where do they make smells?

In an olfactory

Not so sure my new year is getting off on a good start. Last night I ate like a pig and got incredibly drunk.

First thing I did this morning when I woke up was take an enormous, smelly shit. Second thing I did was get out of bed.

What's brown and smelly and sits on a piano stool?

Beethoven's last movement

Church lady

There was a church lady who always was dressed very properly and always carried her bible with her. She had a bad habit of judging people and letting them know what she thought of them.
One day, she was riding on the crosstown bus and a drunk guy got on. There was only one seat left which was right next to the church lady.
She said to the man, you're a disgusting and smelly drunk. You're going straight to hell.
The man said Excuse me ma'am. I think I'm on the wrong bus.

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