The Best 7 Smelliest Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Smelliest jokes. There are some smelliest healthiest jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these smelliest clay puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Smelliest Jokes and Puns

A vulture boards a plane

A vulture boards a plane and sits in his seat. Almost immediately he pulls the smelliest, nastiest looking meat from a bag.

Seeing this the stewardess asks "sir, what is that?"

The vulture replies "oh this? It's just my carrion"

What's the smelliest breed of dog?

A poo-dle

What is the smelliest part of losing?


What's the smelliest type of pencil?

A #2 pencil

Which 3 letters in the alphabet are the smelliest?


What's the smelliest hair?

Nose Hair

What are the smelliest pair of Pants?

Puma pants

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the smelliest wetter jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working smelliest stinky piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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