Smelled Molasses Jokes
16 smelled molasses jokes and hilarious smelled molasses puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about smelled molasses that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Smelled Molasses Short Jokes
Short smelled molasses jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The smelled molasses humour may include short molasses jokes also.
- Two moles Two moles are going down a tunnel. The one behind says: I think I smell molasses.
- Three moles are digging in the garden. The daddy mole says, "I smell carrots."
The mommy mole says, "I smell turnips."
The baby mole says, "I smell molasses."
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Smelled Molasses One Liners
Which smelled molasses one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with smelled molasses? I can suggest the ones about smelt and smells so bad.
- Have you ever smelled molasses? How did you catch the little buggers?
Witty Smelled Molasses Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends
What funny jokes about smelled molasses you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean smells like jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make smelled molasses pranks.
There were 3 moles living in a hole...
One day, they wake up to the smell of pancakes cooking. The first mole sticks his head out of the hole and says "I smell pancakes!" The second mole sticks his head out of the hole and says "I smell syrup!" The last mole tries to stick his head out of the hole, but gets stuck behind the other two, so he said "All I smell is molasses."
Some campers wake up in the morning and start making breakfast...
Nearby is a family of moles living in their burrow underground. Papa mole wakes up and crawls up to the hole and says, "It smells delicious up here! I can smell sausage and eggs and is that some ham frying too?" So mama mole climbs up and she's greeted with the sweet smells of breakfast. "I smell fresh toast and flap jacks and maybe a hint of cinnamon!" Baby mole tries to enjoy the smells but can't get past mama and papa through the hole and says, "All I can smell is molasses."
A family of moles wake up from hibernation.
They start digging up to the surface to get some air and stretch their legs. When they arrive, there's a layer of concrete that wasn't there before. They dig around the concrete and Papa mole pokes his head out and smells fresh pancakes.
Oh, they must have built a pancake house up there! It smells great!
Mama mole, right behind Papa, sniffs and says, Oh wow, the syrups smell delicious!
Baby mole, in the hole behind both Papa and Mama says Yuck! All I can smell are molasses from back here!
Mr. Mole told Mrs. Mole he would have to work late at the bakery.
He comes home and she is furious. She says don't lie to me …
you were at the Bottoms Up bar getting lap dances from the female mole dancers! He said "why would you say that?" She exclaimed "Because your clothes smell like molasses.
There was a father mole, a mother mole and a baby mole
that lived in a hole out in the country not far from a farmhouse. One morning, the father mole poked his head out of the hole and said,"Mmmm, I think i smell pie cooking!"
The mother mole pushed the father mole aside, poked her head outside the hole, and said, "Mmmm, I think I smell pancakes!"
The baby mole tried to push aside the two bigger moles to stick his head outside the hole, but couldn't, because he was much smaller.
Frustrated, the baby mole said out loud, "The only thing i smell are molasses."
A family of moles lived in a hole in the city.
There was a father mole, a mother mole and many sister and brother moles. One day, they were awoken by a pleasant smell that none of them could identify. The father scurried up the hole and poked his head out, then announced I smell milk and honey! The mother mole followed close behind him, took a whiff and said It smells like sugar cookies to me.
After the sisters and brothers ran up to the hole opening all made their guesses as to what the smell was, the youngest mole announced All I smell is molasses.
A family of moles lives in a hole outside a farm...
Then one morning as the farmer was cooking breakfast, the daddy mole stuck his head out of the hole and said "Mmmm I smell bacon" then the mommy mole stuck her head out of the hole and said "Mmmm I smell pancakes" the little baby mole was curious and tried SO HARD to hop up so he can smell what everyone else is talking about. Frustrated after not being able to fit, he gave up and said "I don't know what everyone is talking about, all I can smell is molasses!!"
And that's the only clean joke I know LOL
The Mole family
Sorry if it's a repost... There are too many jokes to check them all.
So here goes..
Early one morning, mama mole woke and thought "I smell pancakes and syrup." So she climbed up the tunnel and stuck her nose out of the mole hole to enjoy the aroma. Papa mole followed and squeezed next to her. Baby mole went up too but was stopped because mama and papa left no room. He started crying. Mama mole "What's the matter, can't you smell the syrup?". Baby mole said "No, I can only smell molasses."
So a family of moles wakes up one morning to the smell of pancakes...
The father mole heads up to check things out. From the entrance to their den, the smell is a lot stronger, but being naturally skittish, he stays in the doorway. "This smells great!" he said. "It smells like pancakes and warm syrup!"
Her curiosity piqued, the mother mole joins the father in the door. "How lovely! It smells like waffles and hot jam! "
The baby is trying to grab a spot at the door as well, but his parents are blocking the whole entry. After a couple minutes of futility, the baby mole sits down and says "Well, all I smell is Molasses."
Holy Moly! - What's that smell!?
A mama mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole all lived in a little mole hole. One day the papa mole stuck his head out of the hole, sniffed the air and said: "Yum! I smell maple syrup!"
The mama mole stuck her head out of the hole, sniffed the air and said "Yum! I smell honey!"
The baby mole tried to stick his head out of the hole to sniff the air, but couldn't because of the bigger moles were in the way so he said: "Geez, all I can smell is..."
Are you sure you're ready?
You may never forgive me for this one...
*MOLASSES*
Mole family and farmer Davis
There was a mole family on a farm, they had a mole hole. The farm belonged to Farmer Davis.
One day Farmer Davis decided to cook some chicken, so he starts a cookin.
Papa mole could smell some chicken and thought it smelled so good, so he scurried on up the mole hole and say at the entrance and whiffed!
"It's so good" he exclaimed.
He called his wife , Mama mole to come smell it too.
She then scurried up the mole hole next to papa mole and smelled the chicken.
"It IS so good" said mama mole.
Papa mole then called to their child, baby mole to come and smell the chicken.
Baby mole made his way over to the hole but couldn't get up to the entrance since mama and papa mole were blocking the way.
He was scampering around trying to smell the chicken and getting frustrated, finally papa mole called down asking "can you smell the chicken?" .
Baby mole then replied in a heat "No, all I can smell is Molasses!"
There Once Lived A Family of Moles on a Hill.
On morning Papa Mole woke up and walked to the entrance of the burrow. He was greeted with the most beautiful morning he had ever seen. The sunrise shone brightly and scents of spring wafted through the air.
"This is amazing!" Papa exclaimed "Ma! Come and see this! The morning's beautiful and I smell... I think I smell pancakes! With syrup and blueberry!
So Ma Mole comes out into the doorway and says, "You're right! I can smell... Eggs! Eggs and Bacon with crispy toast! Junior, you must smell this!"
So Junior gets up and tries to squeeze between the two big moles. He tries and tries, but finds himself wedged between their backsides.
"Junior!" Ma says, "What do you smell?"
"I don't know" he replies, "All I can smell is molasses!"