Following is our collection of funny Smell Taste jokes. There are some smell taste jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these smell taste puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
It took a while, but he finally came to his senses.
1: Open a can of beer and try to smell it.
2: If you can smell the beer, drink it to see if you can taste it.
3: If you can taste it and smell it, this confirms you don't have Covid.
Last night, I did the test 15 times and all were negative. Tonight I am going to do the test again because this morning I woke up with a headache and feeling like I am coming down with something.
I am so nervous.
1. Pour a glass of wine and smell it
2. If you can smell it, then taste it
3. If you can both smell it and taste it, you do not have the Covid virus
Just to test it out, I did the test 19 times last evening and, thank God, all the tests were negative. But I'll have to repeat them today, as I woke up with a headache and a bit disoriented this morning.
Open a beer and smell it. If you can smell the beer, this is good, as one of the symptoms of COVID-19 is a loss of smell.
Now drink the beer. If you can taste it, this is good, as another symptom of COVID-19 is loss of taste.
I was tested 11 times yesterday, and all tests turned out negative.
I need more testing today, since headache is another potential symptom...
A tongue
I've come to my senses
But judging by your hair and clothes I think you might've had this disease for quite some time.
Take a glass and pour your favourite spirit, then see if you can smell it.
If you can then you are halfway there.
Then drink it and if you can taste it then it is reasonable to assume you are currently free of the virus.
I tested myself nine times last night and was virus free every time, thank goodness.
I will have to test myself again today, as I have a headache, which can also be one of the symptoms!!!
A nose
I told him "there was no need for senseless violence"
It's a free Covid test. If you can still smell or taste it, you're negative.
You can explore smell taste reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean smell taste dad jokes. There are also smell taste puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
They look good, they smell good, they taste good, and they slowly kill you.
They both have to smell it, but neither of them get to taste it
it looks good
it smells good
it tastes good
and it slowly kills men
A tongue.
Hehe
At 7 p.m. open the whiskey bottle and smell it.
If you can smell, you are not infected.
Then pour it in in a glass tumbler.
Taste it. if you can feel the taste, you are not infected.
\~ Dr Johnny Walker
They can both smell it but can't taste it.
Nonsense!
Tastes like coke, smells like AHHHHWHATAMIDOINGWITHMYLIFE
One says, "hey that looks like dog poop". Then he bends over and touches it. He says, "feels like dog poop". The other bends over and sniffs it. Says, "smells like dog poop". Then he sticks his finger in it and tastes it. He says "tastes like dog poop". The other one says, "Well, good thing we didn't step in it!!"
Note: little boys crack right up all the way through with this joke. Something about poop is enormously funny to boys.
A person without *common* sense.
Then your a monster
it's probably the flesh of a 2000 year old messiah
They're close enough to smell it, but can't have a taste.
A guy is walking down the street and sees a brown lump ahead. "Is that dog poo?" He thinks to himself.
He approaches it to examine if it is dog poo. "Well it looks like dog poo." He bends down and sniffs it. "Smells like dog poo." He grazes the substance with his finger. "Feels like dog poo." His finger scoops up a part of the poo, and he licks it. "Tastes like dog poo.... Yep, this is dog poo alright."
"Well, good thing I didn't step in it."
The stuff I've just bought to clean my hands in the car smells like Vodka, but it tastes just like Rum!
...remove it from the package.
Seeing as I can't smell or taste.
It's like these people have never had pork or something!
I told him: It's nonsense.
I never knew she had it in her
Their IL numbers.
Don't worry, they'll smell you.
Thay can smell the goods, but they can't taste them.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the smell taste jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working smell taste piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.