Smell So Bad Jokes
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Short smell so bad jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The smell so bad humour may include short smells so bad jokes also.
- I happily dad joked my fiancé While on her way to work, she texted me saying she only put deodorant on one side.
To which I replied, "At least you won't smell half bad!" - Why did the Earth smell so bad after the meteor hit it? Because afterwards the dinosaurs were all egg stink.
- Why do girls wear make up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.
(Hopefully no one said that joke on here. I heard it from South Park a while ago) - Two old ladies are sitting on a bench Suddenly one of them smells something bad and asks her friend "Sylvia, doesn't it smells like a decayed carcass in here?...Sylvia...?Sylvia...?
- Why do artists smell so bad? They're too busy drawing their bath to ever actually get in it.
- Why does it smell so bad in Russia? Everybody loves Putin!
- Why did lieutenant Uhura smell bad? ...because William Shatner
- Yo mommas breath smells so bad She should be wearing a diaper on her face.
- Why does the ocean smell bad? Because the seaweed
- Why do vaginas smell so bad? Have you ever left eggs in a warm, wet place for a few weeks?
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Smell So Bad One Liners
Which smell so bad one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with smell so bad? I can suggest the ones about smell bad and smelling bad.
- Why does Piglet smell so bad? Because he plays with Pooh
- Why do French ghosts smell so bad? Zay are, ow you say, "covered in sheet".
- Why do Farts Smell so Bad? So the deaf can enjoy them too.
- Why do black people smell bad? So blind people can hate them too
- What do you give a house that smells bad? A basemint
- My apartment was starting to smell bad so I bought myself a candle. It just makes scents.
- What do you call a fairy that smells bad Stinkerbell!
- Why does it smell so bad in Moscow? The prime minister has been Putin since 1999
- Why do farts smell so bad? So deaf people can appreciate them too
- My dad just lost his leg in a motorcycle accident Now his feet only smell half as bad.
- Why did the French ghost smell so bad? He was covered in sheet.
- If an ant smells bad, what is it called? De-Oder-Ant
- What smelled so bad it almost cost a young girl her life? Anne Frank's diarrhea.
- What are sometimes moist, smells bad and requires going down to get in it? Basements.
- How bad does an atheist smell? Ungodly
Your Farts Smell So Bad Jokes
Here is a list of funny your farts smell so bad jokes and even better your farts smell so bad puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Do people smell bad in Star Wars? I always hear them saying, "May the Farts be with you."
- Schrodinger's f**... Apparently Schrodinger had a lousy sense of smell.
Only way he could tell if the f**... smelled bad, was if he did it into a box with a cat.
Silly & Ridiculous Smell So Bad Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter
What funny jokes about smell so bad you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean you smell bad jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make smell so bad pranks.
Yo momma's breath smelled so bad when she walked by a clock it said, "Tic Tac."
Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
The buzzword of this election is "
CHANGE."
Candidates toss it around without saying what they want to change to.
Just that we need CHANGE!
This brings to mind the following illustration...
Years ago, there was an old tale in the Marine Corps about a lieutenant who inspected his Marines and told the "Gunny" that they smelled bad.
The lieutenant suggested that they change their underwear.
The "Gunny" responded, "Aye, aye, sir. I'll see to it immediately."
He went into the tent and said, "The lieutenant thinks you guys smell bad, and he wants you to change your underwear. Smith, you change with Jones, McCarthy, you change with Witkowski, Brown, you change with Schultz..."
"Change, now get on with it!"
And the moral is: A candidate may promise change in Washington... but the stink remains!
Searching for Sasquatch
Two men are on a hunt through the forest looking for Sasquatch.
After days and days of searching and not even finding a footprint, they happen to run into an old native man.
They ask the man "Have you by any chance seen a Sasquatch around here?"
Confused, he replies "Sasquatch?"
They answer him "Sasquatch..you know; big, hairy, smells bad.."
"Oh!" he replies. "You mean squawsnatch!"
Thought I'd share a favorite on my cake day
Gandhi used to walk barefoot on most days, neglecting modern footwear, and eventually grew a strong set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather weak and with his odd diet, suffered from very, very bad breath. To others he smelled atrocious, this super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Smelly Roommate (Anthony Jeselnik)
I once had this Eastern European roommate who never showered or used deodorant. He smelled awful and after a while it got unbearable. I didn't have the heart to tell him that he smelled bad, so I left him a note one morning in the bathroom, "Dear Olaf, get out of my country"
-Anthony Jeselnik
When do you punch a midget in the face?
When he says to your girlfirend that her hair smells bad.
Two women are talking and the conversation veers towards work...
One of them says to the other:
"Work is great! The jobs are challenging, my coworkers are supportive and the pay is phenomenal. But there is one problem. The mail boy is constantly flirting with me and its borderline harrasment now."
"Well, what did he say?"
"Its just the one thing, everytime he passes by me he compliments me on how wonderful my hair smells."
"That doesnt sound too bad."
"Yeah, but hes a dwarf!"
How many hippies does it take to change a light bulb?
Hippies can't change anything. And they smell bad.
Your breath smells so bad
I don't know whether to give you a tic tac or toilet paper.
Charlie the Street Car Conductor
Long joke that is passed down in my family
So down in New Orleans there lived a man named Charlie. Charlie ever since he was a young boy wanted to grow up to be a streer car conductor. When he finally became old enough, he applied for the job and lo and behold he got it. Now Charlie was the friendliest street conductor that the city has ever seen. Not only did he never complain about his job, but also he greeted everyone who boarded his street car and treated them like family. Everything in his life was perfect for Charlie until one day he decided to operate the street car after having a few drinks. In his drunken state, he crashed the streetcar and killed all the passengers. After going to court Charlie was sentences to death by the eletric chair. When the day came for his execution, a gaurd visited Charlie's cell and asked him what he wanted for his final meal. Charlie replied, "I want a rotten tomato and a raw fish." After Charlie finished his meal he headed into the execution room and sat down in the eletric chair. The warden gave the order to pull the switch and the room went dark as thousands of volts passed through Charlies body. After the switch was thrown back it came as a suprise that Charlie was in fact still alive. Having no idea what else to do the warden let Charlie out of jail but banned him from ever operating a streetcar in New Orleans. Since street cars were his life Charlie decided "Hey I'll go to Japan, I hear they have fancy new street cars there." In Japan Charlie gets a job as a conductor again, but as before decides that after having a few drinks that he is still able to work the street car. To no suprise Charlie crashes the stree car and kills all the passengers. Charlie again finds himself in jail ordering his last meal. "A rotten tomato and a raw fish," he tells the gaurd. After the meal was eaten, Charlie was led to the chair and once again survives the eletricity. Because he wasn't dying, he was set free but banned from operating the street cars in Japan. Charlie thought to himself, "Well I heard San Francisco still has street cars operating so I'll go there." As you can guess Charlie ends up in the same situation and again orders the same meal " A rotten tomato and a raw fish," he tells the gaurd. The warden from San Francisco had heard of Charlie and his previous death sentences so before he brought Charlie in to be executed he sent a letter to the mayor asking to reroute the city's eletricity to the jail. The mayor approved and confident with his new found power the warden smiled and gave the order to pull the switch. The lights in the room burst from the overload and the smell of something burning overwelmed the air. The warden after a minute ordered the gaurd to shut off the chair and as the smoke cleared, there was Charlie same as always. Distraught with emotion, the warden told Charlie to get out of his sights. Charlie, tired of going to jail, finally decided that maybe he shouldn't be a street car conductor after all. So Charlie travels back to New Orleans and meets his friend Thibodaux at a bar. Thibodaux after a few minutes of small talk tells Charlie "Everyone has heard about the eletric chair incidents and I just gotta axe, how were you able to survive all them jolts of electricity through your body? Was there something you did that made you resistant to it?" Charlie looks at Thibodaux and says "I dunno, I guess I was just a bad conductor."
Two twins, Tom and Harry.
There were two twins, Tom and Harry. Tom was the owner of an old dilapidated boat. It just so happened that Harry's wife died the same day Tom's boat sank.
A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Tom and mistaking him for Harry said I'm sorry to hear about your loss. You must be feeling terrible.
Tom, thinking she was talking about his boat said Fact is I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing from the beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like an old dead fish. She was always losing her water, she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, the hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them she wasn't very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools all tried to get in her at once and she split right up the middle
The old woman fainted hearing all this.
Why does asparagus make your pee smell so bad?
Next time I'm just going to stir it with a straw like everybody else
an old lady goes to the doctor complaining she is f**... all the time
But at least they are silent and without any smell.
he gives her a pill and tell her to come back in a week.
after a week she returns and tells him "i still f**... a lot but now they smell awful!!"
the doctor tells her "great... now that we fixed your smelling issue, lets address your bad hearing"
i am so so sorry.......
Topical Jokes for 10/26
(for best results, read in the voice of your favorite late night host)
In Dallas, a man was arrested after he attacked a man in a pink shirt, while shouting homophobic slurs. Because what could be less gay than freaking out over another man's outfit?
In California, a man robbed a convenience store, only to return later to apologize and give back the money. The cashier accepted the man's apology, then shot him eleven times.
Scientists in Switzerland used a spectrometer to determine that the Rosetta comet smells terrible. And these scientists know about bad smells, because they spend all day sniffing Uranus.
The reality show Here Comes Honey Boo Boo was cancelled after it was learned that Mama June was dating a convicted r**.... Previously, she'd exhibited better judgment, by only dating rapists who had never been convicted.
You know what they say about guys with big noses and bad grammar
They smell really good
Yo momma smell so bad....
I can smell her retronasally.
Why do cherry trees smell bad?
Because George Washington cut one.
Why do windbreakers smell bad?
Because all they do is break wind.
Why do black men smell bad?
Because prison showers aren't very good...
The reason I smell bad on daylight saving time...
It was the 23rd-hour of my 24-hour deodorant protection.
Why do hippies like to sit in circles?
So that no one individual can be blamed for their bad smell.
Don't blame a penny if it smells bad!
That's just it's natural cent
Do you know what really brings your face together?
A really bad smell!
What smells bad and sounds like a bell?
Dung!
Get it?!
Flying illegally in the animal carriage are really comfortable in a way. Bad side? There're no toilet. Good side?
They don't question the smell.
Why do girls wear perfume and makeup?
Because they're ugly and they smell bad
What moment is Batman History was the worst for Batman?
Christmas.
He lays an egg, smells bad, and Joker gets away.
Also his parents are dead.
I'm a magician...
... I can make the air smells bad
Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?
Because you're breaking wind.
A MAN IS WALKING BY A TRASHCAN AND SMELLS SOMETHING BAD
He was relaxed to find it was just an indian
Your breath smells so bad...
You couldn't pass a breathalyzer sober!
4 million of these people enter our country every year. They are uneducated, unskilled, and contribute nothing. They are a burden to honest, hardworking Americans and our government is doing nothing to stop them, not to mention they're dirty and they smell bad. THEY DON'T EVEN SPEAK ENGLISH!!
I really hate babies.
Why does the starship enterprise smell bad?
coz william s**...-n-er.
Why do anarchists smell so bad?
Because they're *revolting*
A woman walks into Walmart
She's wearing very dirty clothes, smells bad and looks like she is in a horrible situation. She has 2 kids who look worse in her shopping cart
The store clerk says: Wow, are they twins?
Woman: No you idiot, they obviously look 2 years apart.
Clerk: Oh, they don't look alike. I just couldn't believe you had s**... twice.
Why do black people smell bad?
So you can find them in the dark.
All I smell is a bad pun in me...
But who nose what it will be today.
Why does it smell so bad when a mime has a s**...?
Because it's Silent But Deadly
Why do Jews always smell so bad?
Because they're to scared to go to the showers.
An old woman goes to the doctor..
She complains that "I've been f**... all the time. It doesn't smell and no one can hear it... but I just want to get the problem fixed."
The doctor writes her a prescription and tells her to come back in two weeks after taking her medication.
She comes back after two weeks and says "Doctor, I'm still f**... all the time and no one can hear it - but it's starting to smell really badly"
The doctor: "Great - now that we fixed your smelling problem, let's fix your hearing one."
Yo mamma smells so bad...
Yo mamma smells so bad, she has to hang flypaper from her armpit hair
You know its a bad lbm when.
You smell the sound.
What smells really bad at church?
The pews
Why did the policeman smell bad?
He was on duty.
How is a Tauntaun like a diaper?
You think they smell bad on the outside...
Even if your life is hard, don't sigh...
You breath smells bad.
Earth occasionally passes through the vapor trails of Venus, causing a bad odor.
Uranus also smells.
Why do [insert group] smell so bad?
So blind people could hate them too.
Do wind power farms smell bad?
After all, those windmill blades are breaking wind.
Why did Liverpool football fans smell really bad?
They never wore cologne.
What does an Italian say to you when they suddenly realize you smell bad?
EUREKA!
Why does the Russian presidential election smell bad?
Cause the winners always pootin'
-Sorry
My teenage daughter was worried that she was too one-dimensional when it came to applying for schools. I told her that wasn't true and that she was like an onion. She has many layers.
She also smells really bad and makes me cry.
I might get downvoted for this but...
orange man smell bad!
Your mom smells so bad...
... I bet the perfume she wears is just called "Eau"
My wife had to cook to the first time the other day.
The food smells so bad, that all the flies in the neighborhood pitched in and bought us a screen door so they couldn't get back in.
Why do Pakistani's smell so bad?
So blind people can hate them as well.
Their ones was a very old monk...
who took a while to get anywhere he was going because he was afraid that he would fall and break something. Everywhere he went he would walk in his bare feet because he had forsworn shoes as part of his vows. His breath was so bad that people claimed that they could smell it from the other room. They called him the Super-calloused-fragile-mystic-hexed-with-halitosis.
You know one the main reasons Jeffrey d**... got caught was because his freezer stopped working and the smell became so bad the neighbors were complaining.
The cops came to his door and said "We heard you were keeping a bunch of spoiled brats in here"
