Smel Jokes
63 smel jokes and hilarious smel puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about smel that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Comical Smel Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land
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I actually like the smell of hospitals..
Does that make me a sick person?
Have you ever smelled molasses?
How did you catch the little buggers?
Have you ever smelled mothballs?
How did you get your nose between its legs?
Why does it smell like burnt plastic?
They just started Joan Rivers cremation.
RIP
"Whoever smelt it, dealt it..."
"...so technically officer, this is YOUR m**..."
Why does it smell so bad in Russia?
Everybody loves Putin!
What's the smelliest type of pencil?
A #2 pencil
Smells fresh, like a tropical island
Okay now take off the blindfold. Your family's been dead in here for a week. We frebreezed it
Smell that patchouli candle? Now you're n**..., i'm going to massage this lavender oil into your shoulders, then s**... your curves with these lemon grass strands...
It should be quite homeo-e**...
To smell good while aboard the ISS, astronauts wear ...
Old Space.
What smells better raw meat or a baby?
Depends on how cooked the baby is.
What smells better than it taste?
A nose
What smelled so bad it almost cost a young girl her life?
Anne Frank's diarrhea.
Has anyone here ever smelled mothballs?
I'm having trouble getting their tiny legs open.
What do you tell a smelly Japanese person?
Takashawa.
What's the smelliest breed of dog?
A p**...-dle
Have you ever smelled mothballs?
How did you get their tiny legs apart?
Can you smell mothballs? I can't.
I can never get their legs far enough apart.
Have you ever smelled mothballs before?
I'm just wondering because I'm having trouble getting their little legs open.
I smell maple syrup!
A mama mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole all live in a little mole hole. One day the papa mole sticks his head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says, "Yum! I smell maple syrup!"
The mama mole sticks her head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says "Yum! I smell honey!"
The baby mole tries to stick his head out of the hole to sniff the air, but can't because the bigger moles are in the way. So he says, "Geez, all I can smell is . . . . .
molasses."
Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?
Because you're breaking wind.
have you smelled my new seeded aftershave?
The birds love it.
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