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Captain Hook is claiming that he was s**... assaulted by his first mate some years ago.
It's a classic case of he said, Smee said.
What did Captain Hook say when he broke up with his girlfriend?
"It's not you, it's Smee."
I asked Peter Pan how Captain Hook would vent his frustration.
"Beat Smee," he replied.
"Oh, sorry." I said. "I thought you'd know."
What does Captain Hook do when he is bored?
Beats Smee.
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