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Captain Hook is claiming that he was s**... assaulted by his first mate some years ago.

It's a classic case of he said, Smee said.

What did Captain Hook say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

"It's not you, it's Smee."

I asked Peter Pan how Captain Hook would vent his frustration.

"Beat Smee," he replied.
"Oh, sorry." I said. "I thought you'd know."

Captain Hook's Girlfriend Breaking Up with Him

It's not you, It's Smee.

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