The Best 18 Smear Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Smear jokes. There are some smear vaginal jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these smear stain puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Smear Jokes and Puns

Has anyone played that weird Mexican carnival game where groundhogs pop out of holes and you have to smear them with avocado?

I really suck at Guac-a-mole.

Why did the man smear peanut butter on the road?

To go with the traffic jam.

My kinda Dr.

a woman goes to a new gynocologist for the first time, for her annual pap smear. as the dr.is getting everything ready, and the woman is in the usual position, the dr. explains that there will be some discomfort. he then asks if she would like to numb the area first so she is more comfortable. she tells the dr. *yes please* and he then proceeds to bury his face between her legs and says...num num numnum...

Smear joke, My kinda Dr.

I smeared ketchup all over my eyes once...

It was kind of a bad idea in Heinz-sight

Someone smeared poo on my old gaming system.

Now it's a Nintendo BS.


I Know It's Bad Politics but...

I've secretly been running a smear campaign on all the toilets at work.

Why did the gynecologist giggle during the pap smear?

I don't know. It was an inside joke.

Smear joke, Why did the gynecologist giggle during the pap smear?

A left handed man was arrested the other day...

They say his smear campaign ruined a number of decent characters.

Apparently, there exist a group of people who smear cow manure on their faces as an act of worship.

Personally, I think it's bullshit.

Sometimes it gets so hot outside that I like to rub a cold can of Pabst Blue Ribbon across myself to cool down...

I call it a Pabst Smear.

Did you hear about the war on diarrhea?

It started out as a smear campaign, but ended up being a real shitshow.

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What is it called when the gynecologist slanders your grandfather?

A pap smear.

My wife's gynecologist does her pap smear with an orbital sander...

He's a Ryobi-GYN

Some claim that the holey bagel has commited heinous acts of degradation.

They prefer bagels with smear.

This is most unusual madam, you seem to have no teeth at all.

Pardon? You're here for a smear test? That's next door.

My girlfriend dumped me because I called her Simba

We were having sex and when I was done I came in my hand and used my thumb to smear it across her forehead.

Smear joke, My girlfriend dumped me because I called her Simba

How did the OBGYN win the election?

He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.

If a family's last name is Smear, do the kids call their grandpa Pap Smear?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the smear pabst jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working smear blot piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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