The Best 9 Smaug Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Smaug jokes. There are some smaug dwarves jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these smaug gandalf puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Smaug Jokes and Puns

How does Smaug copy files to a USB stick?

Dragon drop

Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain?

It failed the Smaug test.

Why do dwarfs dislike the big city?

Because of Smaug

Did you know that all of the Hobbit films were recorded in L.A.

Yeah, you could tell by the Smaug.

What happens when Smaug gets a cold and coughs up a hobbit?

He becomes Dragon Ball Wheeze.


Why doesn't Smaug (the dragon from The Hobbit) like being called Smog?

Because he loves his Au.

I'm gonna call today Smaug

Because it is dragon.

Smaug and Spyro go to the movies...

the movie is really boring, so Spyro says to Smaug: ''How much longer will this drag-on!?''

Why did Laketown pass new emissions regulations?

They had a major Smaug problem.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the smaug narnia jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working smaug bilbo piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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