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Humorous Smaug Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life

What is a good smaug joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

How does Smaug copy files to a USB stick?

Dragon drop

Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain?

It failed the Smaug test.

Why do dwarfs dislike the big city?

Because of Smaug

Did you know that all of the Hobbit films were recorded in L.A.

Yeah, you could tell by the Smaug.

What happens when Smaug gets a cold and coughs up a hobbit?

He becomes Dragon Ball Wheeze.

Why doesn't Smaug (the dragon from The Hobbit) like being called Smog?

Because he loves his Au.

Smaug and Spyro go to the movies...

the movie is really boring, so Spyro says to Smaug: ''How much longer will this drag-on!?''

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