The Best 19 Smash Mouth Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Smash Mouth jokes. There are some smash mouth jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these smash mouth puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Smash Mouth Jokes and Puns

My girlfriend told me if I didn't stop singing "I'm a believer" by smash mouth she would dump me...

I thought she was joking
But then i saw her face

My girlfriend asked me to stop singing Smash Mouth songs.

I said Hey Now...

Alligator and genitals

A man walks into a bar with an alligator and says I will bet anybody that I can put my genitals into his mouth for 1 minute and take them out unharmed. Everybody put money into this and after 1 min he smashes a beer bottle on the alligators head and pulls his genitals out unharmed and offers anybody else a try. A woman puts up her hand and says "ill give it a try, but you gave to promise not to hit me on the head with a bottle."

What do Smash Mouth do in Physics class?

Sum bodies

The lead singer of Smash Mouth is up late with a friend.

The lead singer of Smash Mouth is up late with a friend. His wife's not home; the past few nights she's returned past midnight with increasingly elaborate alibis. He's getting frustrated; he loves her, but he's not sure he can keep giving her the benefit of the doubt. His friend asks what he's going to do when she shows up. His face contorts in frustration. "When I see her face..."

He softens.

"Imma believe 'er."


What does Fiona let Shrek do on Valentine's Day?

Smash Mouth

My wife left me because of my obsession with Smash Mouth.

But then I saw her face.

Now I'm a believer.

I told my friend that I heard Smash Mouth is coming to town.

He asked me where I heard that, and i said *Somebody once told me*

How does Smash Mouth read the gospel?

He turns it to Psalm : BODY ONCE TOLD ME

My girlfriend said she was leaving me because of my smash mouth obsession

But then i saw her face...

What's it called when Shrek gets a blow job?

Smash Mouth

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What is Hulk's favorite band?

SMASH MOUTH!

What do you call a band and that loses a lot of fights?

Smashed Mouth

My girlfriend told me to stop singing Smash Mouth songs around the house or she's leaving me. I couldn't tell if she was serious or not.

And then I saw her face...

If you wanna find the band Smash Mouth in the Bible,

Just open your Bible to Psalm... BODY ONCE TOLD ME

Somebody once told me, Nintendo should add a new character to Super smash, called The Mouth, to compete with The Hand.

It would be the smash mouth.

I thought my wife was joking when she said she'd leave me if I didn't learn the correct Smash Mouth lyrics.

And then I looked at her head.

my girlfriend left me over my obsession with smash mouth

At first I didn't believe her, then i saw her face

My girlfriend told me I needed to stop singing Smash Mouth. At first, I thought she wasn't being serious,

And then I saw her face


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the smash mouth jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working smash mouth piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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