Smash Jokes

166 smash jokes and hilarious smash puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about smash that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Laugh it up with this collection of "Smash Jokes"! Covering everything from Hulk Smash and Super Smash to Smash and Dash and Smash and Pass, this collection of hilarious one-liners will have you in stitches! Check it out and test your comic timing with these smashing jokes.

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Funniest Smash Short Jokes

Short smash jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The smash humour may include short mashed jokes also.

  1. My girlfriend told me if I didn't stop singing "I'm a believer" by smash mouth she would dump me... I thought she was joking
    But then i saw her face
  2. I swear if I hear Uptown Funk one more time... I will smash my radio. Don't believe me? Just watch
  3. Yesterday my dad told me if he saw me on the computer latenight again... He would smash my head into my keyHDJbdvxhjJDKLXUXBgshdjcmcnGxcNdnckcoNcbcjxndbcjcjkxndJdhhshdbdn
  4. I rolled my first joint last night! Today I have an ankle the size of a football. :(
  5. Cops smashed my phone. Cops smashed my phone. Well it's my fault for having it on the dark mode.
  6. Today I saw a car parked with a bumper sticker that said "I miss New york" So I smashed his window in and stole his radio.
  7. I like my women like I like my champagne 13 years old and smashed over the bow of my yacht
  8. [OC] Hey girl, are you a keyboard? Because you're something I might just smash out of frustration.
  9. Playing 8-person smash was one of the deepest and most thought provoking experiences I've ever had... I spent the whole time trying to find myself
  10. I hate U2 so I smashed their vinyls at the store. My pro bono lawyer is not happy about it.

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Smash One Liners

Which smash one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with smash? I can suggest the ones about smack and brawl.

  1. Hey girl are you a piñata? Because I'd need a blindfold to smash that.
  2. What's an Alabama girls favorite game? Smash Bros!
  3. I smashed up my keyboard and couldnt find the last key I lost Ctrl
  4. My girlfriend asked me to stop singing Smash Mouth songs. I said Hey Now...
  5. The hulk is the only bisexual marvel character He smashes everything
  6. I like my women like I like my apples... Rotten to the core and easy to smash
  7. I just smashed into a Smart Car... It's totalled. But at least my bike is fine.
  8. What is Alabama's most popular video game? Super Smash Brothers
  9. What did the meteor say to the planet? Lemme smash
  10. Your mom drinks so much... she gets smashed more than the like button.
  11. What does Link have in common with Tony Stark? They both like smashing pots.
  12. What is the best way to smash a feminist with a buzzcut?
  13. What do Smash Mouth do in Physics class? Sum bodies
  14. All the atoms go to the bar Quantum Accelerator Why? Because it's a smashing time
  15. Why'd the tortilla get such a bad wrap? It showed up to work smashed.

Smash Mouth Jokes

Here is a list of funny smash mouth jokes and even better smash mouth puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What does Fiona let Shrek do on Valentine's Day? Smash Mouth
  • My wife left me because of my obsession with Smash Mouth. But then I saw her face.
    Now I'm a believer.
  • I told my friend that I heard Smash Mouth is coming to town. He asked me where I heard that, and i said *Somebody once told me*
  • How does Smash Mouth read the gospel? He turns it to Psalm : BODY ONCE TOLD ME
  • My girlfriend said she was leaving me because of my smash mouth obsession But then i saw her face...
  • What is Hulk's favorite band? SMASH MOUTH!
  • What do you call a band and that loses a lot of fights? Smashed Mouth
  • My girlfriend told me to stop singing Smash Mouth songs around the house or she's leaving me. I couldn't tell if she was serious or not. And then I saw her face...
  • If you wanna find the band Smash Mouth in the Bible, Just open your Bible to Psalm... BODY ONCE TOLD ME
  • Somebody once told me, Nintendo should add a new character to Super smash, called The Mouth, to compete with The Hand. It would be the smash mouth.

Super Smash Jokes

Here is a list of funny super smash jokes and even better super smash puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I played a cool video game with some really hammered dudes, We were Super Smashed Bros.
  • Who is the most misogynistic Super Smash Brothers character? Inceleroar.
  • How did I win a Super Smash Bros. Brawl Tournament? I met a knight
  • Is Waluigi going to be a DLC for Super Smash Bros. Ultimate? No
  • Modern Technology Guys and gals. Think about it. While walking on a treadmill you could play Super Smash Bros Ultimate. Don't you love modern technology.
  • The new Super Smash Bros comes out on December 7th Japan must just love dropping bombs that day
  • What do you call a religious Super Smash Bros Brawl character? Menno knight
  • Super Smash Bros. is a good example of how NOT to do minority representation in video games The only black character is incredibly two-dimensional
  • Super Smash What did Luigi say to Mario after losing at Super Smash?
    Can we have a Wii-match?
  • What did the high Super Smash Bros. Brawl player say? Bro, I'm tripping.
Smash joke, What did the high Super Smash Bros. Brawl player say?

Smash Bros Jokes

Here is a list of funny smash bros jokes and even better smash bros puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • 'I beat my kids" "In smash bros."
  • Hello it's me childish gamrrbino Super smash bros! Yeah!
  • How do two gay guys meet? They don't, they smash bros.
  • My girlfriend told me, "I wanna smash!" We played smash bros from 12 to 12!
  • What do you call two nintendo fans doing i**...? Super smash bros
  • My girlfriend asked why I'm always playing fighting games instead of spending time with her. I replied : Smash Bros before h**...
  • Stan Lee's f**... is about to look like the Super Smash Bros Ultimate roster. EVERYONE IS HERE

Smash Hit Jokes

Here is a list of funny smash hit jokes and even better smash hit puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • When Titanic came out, I went to the premiere wearing a iceberg costume Needless to say, it was a smash hit.
  • Did you hear about the guy that stole a plane and smashed it into the ground? I guess he really... Hit rock bottom.
  • They should make a Hulk musical. It'll be a smash hit.
  • What was Mark Bolan's last smash hit? A tree
  • The new iPhone 6s Plus is going to be a smash hit. Yeah, I heard it's a HUGE 6S.
  • I made a song about home runs. It was a smashing hit.

Hulk Smash Jokes

Here is a list of funny hulk smash jokes and even better hulk smash puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Apparently The Hulk's blind date went well. I asked him about it today and he just said "Hulk Smash."
  • What's the Incredible Hulk's favorite food? Smashed potatoes.
  • What did the Hulk say when he first saw Wonder Woman? Hulk Smash!
  • What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal? Smashed potatoes.
  • Why can't the incredible hulk find a girlfriend? Because all the girls know he just wants to smash
  • When the Hulk gets angry and smashes things, he's incredible. When I do it, "I'm an alcoholic!"
  • Why is the Hulk so good at getting jobs? He always leaves a smashing impression.
  • Roses are red.. Roses are red,
    The Hulk is green,
    I'd totally smash you,
    If you know what I mean
  • What do you call an s**... i**... between Nigel Thornberry and The Incredible Hulk? SMASHING!
  • HULK doesn't have s**..., HULK smashes :b
Smash joke, HULK doesn't have s**...,

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What funny jokes about smash you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean crush jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make smash pranks.

Chuck Norris is a coward!

If that s**... was so brave as people say he would show up here right now and smash my head against my keybakwue hr<awjd <akreu<an<awlkuhnc<a kjdqw;eoim

A geologist, physicist and an economist are marooned on a desert island with nothing to eat.

A can of soup washes ashore. They ponder how to open it. The geologist says, 'Let's smash it open with a rock.' The physicist says, 'Let's heat it up and blow it open.' The economist says, 'No, no. You guys will lose most of the soup. Let's just assume we have a can opener.'

What do you call it when you bang a vampire?

A graveyard smash!

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon

Freddie mercury had just finished his meal in a Greek restaurant when the waiter came over with a couple of plates for him to smash.

"Can you go and get me another one please?" asked Freddie.
"Why?" asked the waiter.
"I want to break three."
(Don't think it's been posted before,recieved it in an email and thought it was worth sharing.)

A man is driving his car when suddenly the door of a parked car is swung open in front of him.

He proceeds to smash into the door of the car, ripping it off. He stops to see another man, in a very expensive suit, jump out of the car and scream at him "you just ripped the door off my lovely Porsche!".
The first man says "You are so didn't even notice that you left arm was ripped off in the accident".
The second man looks down for a second, then screams "my Rolex!"

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? (Kinda dark)

One's fun to smash with a hammer, the other is a delicious snack.

A physicist, a chemist, and an economist are stranded on an island with nothing to eat

A can of soup washes ashore.
The physicist says, "Let's smash the can open with a rock.
The chemist says, "Let's build a fire and heat the can first.
The economist says, "Let's assume that we have a can opener."  (Paul Samuelson)

What do you get when you smash two old protons together in the large hadron collider

a muon.

Hear about that 70s date r**... band?

Cosby Pills Smash and Run

What's the most popular game to play in jail?

Smash Brothers

Two pilots are landing a plane.

Two pilots are preparing to land and they're coming in hot. The wheels touch the tarmac and before you know it they're off the other end. 100mph through the grass, the fence and they smash through the gates. Glass and bags go everywhere.
When they finally come to a stop the pilot looks at his co-pilot and says "That was the shortest runway I've ever seen!"
The co-pilot says" Yeah, but wasn't it wide!

My wife keeps telling me she can't sleep

And asked me to stop typing or She will smash my face on the keybodjeysdhvcjkdjwj827fhejwi46wixjj

Do you have home insurance?

'Cause I'm going to smash your back door in.

I s**... identify as a mosquito...

... Because everyone wants to smash me.

What do you call two gay r**...?

Super Smash Brothers

My father grounded me...

He said if he ever saw me in front of the computer he'd smash my face in the keybouvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemubwem Ossass

Do you have an extra pen?

During an exam.
Girl. Nope
2 minutes later.
Guy. Do you have an extra pen?
Girl. I said no leave me alone.
5 minutes later.
Guy. Do you have an extra pen?
Girl. If you ask one more time I will smash your head a hammer.
10 minutes later.
Guy. You have a hammer?
Girl. Oh my god, no.
Guy. Then, do you have an extra pen?

I put your name on my alarm clock...

every time I wake up I get to smash you

Hey, girl, do you believe in Santa...

Or should I smash through your chimney dressed as something else?

My mom gave me her credit card to buy her a gift for mothers day

She said if I buy anything expensive on eBay she'll smash my head on the keyboarkqkrjfhufjffitufltudduyldrysgldzkteydculfdylyxdhdyd

What's it called when Shrek gets a b**...?

Smash Mouth

mum said if i dont get off my computer..

..she will smash my head on the keyboard nice try moitrfjbc4fbfewfjrfn cvrjekf dmjfewjrbvjrwvkwwovfvewn

What's the most effective way to get rid of c**...?

Shave half your p**..., light the other half on fire and smash them with a hammer when they come running out.

How many CNN panellists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2 - one to screw in the bulb, and one to unscrew it and smash it on the floor in the interest of balance.

Me and this girl would smash all the time, but eventually we broke up. Why?

She never let me pick luigi

A manager was told by his doctor to take up some sport for exercise, so he decided to play tennis. After a couple of weeks, his administrative assistant asked him how he was doing.

"It's going fine," the manager said. "When I'm on the court and I see the ball speeding towards me my brain immediately says, "To the corner! Backhand! To the net! Smash! Go back!"
"Really? What happens then?" the woman asked enthusiastically.
"Then my body says, 'Who? Me? Don't talk nonsense!'"

Smashing light bulbs is, among other things, unchivalrous.

It's no way to treat LED.

I wish next door's dog wouldn't do his business in my garden.

I've got a good mind to go out there and smash his laptop to pieces.

A man gets mad at his wife

for using the computer to much. she posts "my husband is mad at me, he said if I use it any longer he will smash my head across the keyboard. Yeah righdfjklhgfguhgcgj.n vcxft"

A New Prison Band coming soon....

Cosby, Pills and Smash

I smashed a thousand albums yesterday...

I think I broke a record.

I smashed a CD in half...

Bits flew everywhere.

I smashed a sheet of glass on the floor and I can't find the last piece....

It's a bit of a pane.

I have s**... 24/7

It's my annual birthday wish. My wife doesn't let me smash her the other 364 days of the year.

The lead singer of Smash Mouth is up late with a friend.

The lead singer of Smash Mouth is up late with a friend. His wife's not home; the past few nights she's returned past midnight with increasingly elaborate alibis. He's getting frustrated; he loves her, but he's not sure he can keep giving her the benefit of the doubt. His friend asks what he's going to do when she shows up. His face contorts in frustration. "When I see her face..."
He softens.
"Imma believe 'er."

Hey girl are you a smoke detector?

Because I want to smash you.

Two atoms are driving together, lose control and smash into a tree...

ATOM #1: are you ok?
ATOM #2: oh my god, no! I think I lost an electron!
ATOM #1: are you sure?
ATOM #2: yes, I'm positive!

Since Luigi died in the Smash direct, what do we have to use to contact him?

A Luigi board

What did Kraid say to Ridley when he was revealed playable in Smash.

Cmon, Ridley, that's Norfair

If you have s**... on Halloween, is it a monster mash or a graveyard smash?

Well it's only a graveyard smash if she's had a abortion

Did you see the new Bowsette?

No, but from peoples reaction it sounds like she was confirmed for smash.

Some bloke just said he's going to smash my head in with the neck of a guitar

I said "is that a fret?"

What do you call s**... with a girl who has recently left an abortion clinic.

A Graveyard Smash

I like my women like I like my tennis racquets

Flat, highly strung, and I've got a pile of extras in case I smash one.

My mom said she will smash my head against my keyboard if i dont get off my computer.

Well guess what? Im not going to getododkdjfjjdajndjxixushsbbduxuhha

So, I told my girlfriend to dress up as the "Like Button" for Halloween...


Smash characters think so highly of themselves...

That they die whenever the camera isn't on them!

Smash Characters have egos so big they instantly die if the camera isn't on them.

I thought my wife was joking when she said she'd leave me if I didn't learn the correct Smash Mouth lyrics.

And then I looked at her head.

There are three ways to have a good Saturday

Smash, get smashed, or play Smash.

I asked my girlfriend if we could smash

Turns out she s**... at Nintendo

It's sad to see Waluigi didn't make it to smash, however

We can still talk to him with a Waluouija Board

Nintendo has made my love life awesome recently

Cause now when I innocently ask, "Wanna smash?" it ends up with me not picking Pikachu or a pro controller at all.

I smashed your mother so many times that

subscribe b**... are jealous.

If Geno was to be playable in Smash Ultimate,

Every time you'd K.O. him, you'll be committing *Geno*cide

Smash joke, If Geno was to be playable in Smash Ultimate,

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