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Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these smash mallet puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
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A can of soup washes ashore. They ponder how to open it. The geologist says, 'Let's smash it open with a rock.' The physicist says, 'Let's heat it up and blow it open.' The economist says, 'No, no. You guys will lose most of the soup. Let's just assume we have a can opener.'
A graveyard smash!
One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon
"Can you go and get me another one please?" asked Freddie.
"Why?" asked the waiter.
"I want to break three."
(Don't think it's been posted before,recieved it in an email and thought it was worth sharing.)
He proceeds to smash into the door of the car, ripping it off. He stops to see another man, in a very expensive suit, jump out of the car and scream at him "you just ripped the door off my lovely Porsche!".
The first man says "You are so materialistic...you didn't even notice that you left arm was ripped off in the accident".
The second man looks down for a second, then screams "my Rolex!"
One's fun to smash with a hammer, the other is a delicious snack.
I spent the whole time trying to find myself
A can of soup washes ashore.
The physicist says, "Let's smash the can open with a rock.
The chemist says, "Let's build a fire and heat the can first.
The economist says, "Let's assume that we have a can opener."Β (Paul Samuelson)
I will smash my radio. Don't believe me? Just watch
I asked him about it today and he just said "Hulk Smash."
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Cosby Pills Smash and Run
Smash Brothers
Two pilots are preparing to land and they're coming in hot. The wheels touch the tarmac and before you know it they're off the other end. 100mph through the grass, the fence and they smash through the gates. Glass and bags go everywhere.
When they finally come to a stop the pilot looks at his co-pilot and says "That was the shortest runway I've ever seen!"
The co-pilot says" Yeah, but wasn't it wide!
I met a knight
And asked me to stop typing or She will smash my face on the keybodjeysdhvcjkdjwj827fhejwi46wixjj
'Cause I'm going to smash your back door in.
It's totalled. But at least my bike is fine.
... Because everyone wants to smash me.
Super Smash Brothers
But then i saw her face...
He said if he ever saw me in front of the computer he'd smash my face in the keybouvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemubwem Ossass
He would smash my head into my keyHDJbdvxhjJDKLXUXBgshdjcmcnGxcNdnckcoNcbcjxndbcjcjkxndJdhhshdbdn
During an exam.
Girl. Nope
2 minutes later.
Guy. Do you have an extra pen?
Girl. I said no leave me alone.
5 minutes later.
Guy. Do you have an extra pen?
Girl. If you ask one more time I will smash your head a hammer.
10 minutes later.
Guy. You have a hammer?
Girl. Oh my god, no.
Guy. Then, do you have an extra pen?
every time I wake up I get to smash you
He asked me where I heard that, and i said *Somebody once told me*
Or should I smash through your chimney dressed as something else?
She said if I buy anything expensive on eBay she'll smash my head on the keyboarkqkrjfhufjffitufltudduyldrysgldzkteydculfdylyxdhdydο»Ώ
Smash Mouth
I said Hey Now...
I thought she was joking
But then i saw her face
Rotten to the core and easy to smash
He turns it to Psalm : BODY ONCE TOLD ME
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Shave half your pubes, light the other half on fire and smash them with a hammer when they come running out.
Menno knight
2 - one to screw in the bulb, and one to unscrew it and smash it on the floor in the interest of balance.
She never let me pick luigi
"It's going fine," the manager said. "When I'm on the court and I see the ball speeding towards me my brain immediately says, "To the corner! Backhand! To the net! Smash! Go back!"
"Really? What happens then?" the woman asked enthusiastically.
"Then my body says, 'Who? Me? Don't talk nonsense!'"
It's no way to treat LED.
Needless to say, it was a smash hit.
I've got a good mind to go out there and smash his laptop to pieces.
for using the computer to much. she posts "my husband is mad at me, he said if I use it any longer he will smash my head across the keyboard. Yeah righdfjklhgfguhgcgj.n vcxft"
Cosby, Pills and Smash
Hulk Smash!
I think I broke a record.
Japan must just love dropping bombs that day
Bits flew everywhere.
It's a bit of a pane.
It's my annual birthday wish. My wife doesn't let me smash her the other 364 days of the year.
The lead singer of Smash Mouth is up late with a friend. His wife's not home; the past few nights she's returned past midnight with increasingly elaborate alibis. He's getting frustrated; he loves her, but he's not sure he can keep giving her the benefit of the doubt. His friend asks what he's going to do when she shows up. His face contorts in frustration. "When I see her face..."
He softens.
"Imma believe 'er."
Because I want to smash you.
ATOM #1: are you ok?
ATOM #2: oh my god, no! I think I lost an electron!
ATOM #1: are you sure?
ATOM #2: yes, I'm positive!
A Luigi board
Cmon, Ridley, that's Norfair
But then I saw her face.
Now I'm a believer.
Well it's only a graveyard smash if she's had a abortion
No, but from peoples reaction it sounds like she was confirmed for smash.
At first I didn't believe her, then i saw her face
It won't hurt because it's soft drink
I said "is that a fret?"
A Graveyard Smash
Guys and gals. Think about it. While walking on a treadmill you could play Super Smash Bros Ultimate. Don't you love modern technology.
No
I'll call it the Large Hard-on Collider
He got arrested for breaking a nectarine.
Inceleroar.
I lost Ctrl
One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one tastes good
I spend to much time online.
She is threatening to smash my head onto the keyboard if I don't stop.
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It would be wrong to smash a miner
SMASH MOUTH!
I have heard so much about how much of a 'hard man' John Cena is! Honestly if he's so hard, why doesn't he come smash my head on this keyboarddhjfiefkejfjl
Smash Bros!
Super smash bros
Because you're something I might just smash out of frustration.
Lemme smash
It was a graveyard smash.
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I nicknamed it Big Mac but it's really more of a Quarter Pounder.
Just before I was to leave I thought, what if I fall off my bike and smash it, so I drank it right there. Turned out to be a good decision as I fell off my bike seven times on my way home.
Smash Mouth
Sum bodies
She said if I don't get off the computer she will smash my head into the keyboard. I think it might just be a joke thobfufjebwhhwhf8djfnrk727gdbd eu27y d bc uuehwjw 7 8j
Super Smash Brothers
"Can you go and get me another one please?" Asked Freddie.
"Why?" Asked the waiter.
"I want to break three."
Because I'd need a blindfold to smash that.
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