Smash Hit Jokes
17 smash hit jokes and hilarious smash hit puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about smash hit that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Smash Hit Short Jokes
Short smash hit jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The smash hit humour may include short smash jokes also.
- When Titanic came out, I went to the premiere wearing a iceberg costume Needless to say, it was a smash hit.
- Did you hear about the guy that stole a plane and smashed it into the ground? I guess he really... Hit rock bottom.
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Smash Hit One Liners
Which smash hit one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with smash hit? I can suggest the ones about biggest hits and super smash.
- They should make a Hulk musical. It'll be a smash hit.
- What was Mark Bolan's last smash hit? A tree
- The new iPhone 6s Plus is going to be a smash hit. Yeah, I heard it's a HUGE 6S.
- I made a song about home runs. It was a smashing hit.
Smash Hit Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about smash hit you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean greatest hits jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make smash hit pranks.
Guy walks into a bar and there's a gorilla sitting in the corner.
Guy says to the bartender, "What's with the gorilla?"
Bartender says, "I'll show ya." .
The bartender walks over with a baseball bat and smashes the gorilla right in the nose. The gorilla gets on his knees and gives the bartender a b**....
Bartender says, "What do ya think?"
Guy says, "That's great."
Bartender asks, "You wanna try?"
Guy says, "Sure, but don't hit me so hard."
Alligator and g**...
A man walks into a bar with an alligator and says I will bet anybody that I can put my g**... into his mouth for 1 minute and take them out unharmed. Everybody put money into this and after 1 min he smashes a beer bottle on the alligators head and pulls his g**... out unharmed and offers anybody else a try. A woman puts up her hand and says "ill give it a try, but you gave to promise not to hit me on the head with a bottle."
A bear walks into a bar
"Sorry we don't serve bears in here" the barman says
"But I'm a big brown bear"
"Sorry we don't serve big brown bears"
Bear is angry and hits the bar with his claw "give me a beer now!"
"Sorry we don't serve bar bashing big brown bears!"
The bear picks up a barstool and smashes it against the ground "I want a beer!"
"Sorry we don't serve barstool breaking bar bashing big brown bears here"
The bear is getting angry and takes a bite from the counter "Give me a beer!"
"Sorry we dont serve drug addicts here either"
The bear is confused "I've never touched a drug in my life!!"
"What about that barbiturate"
I'm sorry your mother in law is dead
I'm sorry your mother in law is dead he says..how did it happen?
Well it was very unfortunate..she tried to stand up but got dizzy and caught the curtains and ripped them.
oh, thats how she died
no, from the t**... she hit the 65' inch tv and fell on the crystal table.
so, thats how she died
no, fragments hit her and fell on the balcony doors, smashing them and destroying the balcony furniture
well then she died
no. i shot the b**.... she destroyed my whole house
Two idiots, Bill and Carl, were digging a ditch.
Two idiots, Bill and Carl, were digging a ditch. As they sweated, they noticed their supervisor leaning on a fence, enjoying his coffee. "How come he's up there and we're down here?" asked Bill.
"I dunno, go ask him!".
Bill climbed out and marched over to the supervisor. "Hows come you're up here sipping coffee and we're slaving away?"
The supervisor looked at him. "Bill, let me show you. I'll put my hand on this post, and you try to smash it with your shovel, ok?"
Bill took a mighty swing, but the super moved his hand and Bill hit the post, nearly jarring the shovel out of his hands.
"That's why I'm up here and you're down there. Now back to work!"
Bill climbed back down. "What did he say?" asked Carl.
"I'll show you." Bill looked around for a post, but seeing none in the ditch, put his hand on his face. "OK, try to hit my hand with your shovel..."
Magic
So there is this man, lets call him John, who just took a magic course. Convinced that he was a magician, he went up to his friend called Rob. John then requested Rob to hit his head with a hammer. "why would I do that?" asked his friend. "because I am a magician. I'll be alright. It's really cool! Hit me as hard as you can. I'll live. I really will! I promise I will live. Just hit me." So Rob takes the hammer, and reluctantly smashes John on the head. To his dismay, John crumples to the ground. Rob rushes him to the hospital and explained what happened to the doctors. The doctors take Rob in, and try everything they could do to get him out of the coma he fell into, but nothing worked, so they put John on life support. Rob felt so guilty and s**... that he smashed John with a hammer, believing he was a magician,that he stayed by his side all year through, until he awoke from his coma. "John! You promised me you would live if I smashed you with that hammer! I should have known you weren't a magician." John then gestured to himself, and said "tadaaaa"
Jesus, Moses, and an old man go golfing.
The first one to tee off is Moses. He smashes the ball and it is heading right for the water hazard before the green. Moses raises his club, the water parts, and the ball makes it to the green. Jesus gets up to swing, cranks it out, and it is headed for the water hazard. Jesus closes his eyes and prays. The ball skips across the water and lands on the green two feet from the hole. The old man's turn comes and he drives the ball. The ball looks like it is going to drop directly into the water. A fish jumps from the water hazard swallowing the ball, as an eagle drops from the sky, grabbing the fish. As the eagle flies over the green, a bolt of lightning strikes the eagle, making it drop the fish. As the fish hits the green, it spits out the ball and the ball falls into the hole, making a hole in one. Jesus looks at Moses and says, "I really think I'm leaving Dad at home next time!"