Smarty Pants Jokes
4 smarty pants jokes and hilarious smarty pants puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about smarty pants that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Smarty Pants Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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A farmer bragged to his friend about his smart chickens
"How do you know they're smart?"
"They love classical music! That's smarty-pants music right there."
"And how do you know that's what they like?"
"Every morning, I say to the chickens 'What music for today?' and they ask for their favorite composer: 'Bach, Bach, Bach!'"
My vaccume cleaner s**... because it doesn't s**......
Unlike my other vaccume cleaner, which doesn't s**... because it s**....
(co-writing credit to smarties pants u/lord_of_the_realm)
What do you call a smarty pants?
...... A jeanius
What does the program engineer's wife say at night.
No one needs a smarty pants here. Just work harder and use that secondary brain of yours...
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