The Best 43 Smartphone Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Smartphone jokes. There are some smartphone handheld jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these smartphone ios puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Smartphone Jokes and Puns

My smartphone is now all I need to organise events in my life

My calendar's days are numbered.

A man is looking for a job.

A man is looking for a job to become a smartphone programmer. He goes into his local Apple office and asks how he would go about becoming a smartphone programmer.

One of the employees replies:
"We have an app for that."

very today ;)

One day a woman found Aladdin's lamp, she rubbed it and Genie jumped out and asked her for a wish
- I wish my husband loved me like nothing else, I wish he looked at me as first thing in the morning, I wish he spent all his time with me, I wish he touched me a lot and was always by my side
And Genie turned the woman into a smartphone

Smartphone joke, very today ;)

What shatters faster than your smartphone screen?

A newborn with osteoporosis.

What's an MLG's smartphone of choice?

An HTC One M8.


Wife asks god for a better husband

Wife: Dear God , I wish you could make my husband pay more attention to me, protect me, take me out, sleep close to me at night.
I wish he would be more caring even if I got the smallest of scratches.
God then turned her into a smartphone.

What kind of smartphone would Harambe have?

The brand doesn't matter as long as it has gorilla glass.

Smartphone joke, What kind of smartphone would Harambe have?

Samsung has decided that their next smartphone should be renamed to

Supernova

What is ISIS's favorite smartphone?

Samsung Note 7 , according to them it's "the bomb" nowadays.

A woman found a magic lamp on the beach, rubbed it, and out popped a genie.

"Ask me anything and it's yours!" She thought a moment and then answered, "I want my husband to pay more attention to me, to protect me, to take me out frequently, to sleep close to me, and to be more caring, even if I get a tiny scratch." "No problem." And POOF! She was a smartphone!

How many Chinese men does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno, ask the Kids.

You can explore smartphone users reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean smartphone blackberry dad jokes. There are also smartphone puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


What is the favorite smartphone brand of Pablo Escobar?

An Archos.

Why did the smartphone go to jail... [OC]

Because it was charged with battery

I asked my very religious mother for the new iPhone...

And she said she'd get me a smartphone, but I had a choice. If I start going to church, I would get the iPhone I wanted. If I didn't go to church, I would get a crappy low end android.

She said it was Yahweh or the Huawei.

I spend all day on my smartphone app trying to encounter Jigglypuffs

But such is the life of a gay British chubby chaser

Genders are like smartphone brands.

There's two that everyone knows, and tons of shoddy excuses for third place.

Smartphone joke, Genders are like smartphone brands.

A dozen monkeys, locked in a room with typewriters and infinite time would produce Shakespeare. What do you get when you give a gorilla a smartphone for an afternoon?

@realDonaldTrump

Claims that cloud storage is the future of smartphone memory issues

Sounds good, but I have no data to back it up.

After-Sex-Selfies will never work for me,...

...because with that hand I'd already have to hold the smartphone.


The iPhone X

Is a top-notch smartphone

Give a millennial a smartphone and he'll live for a day...

... any longer than that and he'll become a mindless, soulless, social media zombie.

A scientist conducted a research on smartphone protection gear.

It was an interesting case study.

Why didn't Nokia release it's last smartphone ?

Because they couldn't Finnish it.

Using a smartphone is the prefect metaphor for getting laid.

It feels so much better without protection, but it's way riskier, and you probably can't afford the consequences.

Today I donated a laptop, a smartphone and $500 to a poor guy.

Can't express the happiness I got when I saw him putting the knife back in his pocket

A guy was drinking coffee in a coffee shop

He had no laptop, no smartphone, no Ipad. Doing nothing but just enjoying a coffee.. what a psychopath.

Why did the smartphone go to prison?

It was charged with battery

What's Serena's favorite smartphone?

The iPhone XS.

They invented a smartphone that's specifically designed to be used when you go to the toilet.

It's called shartphone

Do you know why some smartphones have screen bleeding?

They are female, biologically.

What did Apple call their foldable smartphone?

The iPhone 6

The Splitwise app isn't very popular among OnePlus smartphone users because...

...they never settle.

What are we?

Smartphone users!

What do we want?

Turn off autocorrect!

When do we want it?

Cow! How! Not!

Fck

Smartphones are a lot like dairy cows...

They become more valuable with increased mammary space.

Meanwhile at smartphone awards

And the best racket smartphone for 2018 goes to ...
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iPhone tennis

Ps. Racket - a dishonest scheme for obtaining money.
Racket - you play tennis with it.

Thumble

No matter how fast someone can type in a keyboard, when it comes to typing on a smartphone most people are all thumbs.

Why did the smartphone need glasses

It lost all it's contacts

I usually put my smartphone in my back pocket

now I'm a smart ass

So i said to the guy in the Phone Shop "I'd like to get a new smartphone for my wife"

He looked her up and down, then said

"Seems like a fair trade!"

Mexican Custodian

A Mexican custodian finishes mopping the lobby floor. A young girl enters the lobby with her eyes glued to her smartphone.

"Miss," the Mexican custodian says, "the floor is wet."

The girl looks up from her phone with a bored expression. "K," she replies.

"Miss," the Mexican custodian repeats, "I said the floor is wet."

Why can't the math nerd ever use the smartphone developed by Apple?

Because the iPhone is imaginary for him.

Did you hear about the Scotland Yard detective who dropped his smartphone.

He cracked the case.

Don't be worried about your smartphone and TV spying on you.

Your vaccum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the smartphone device jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working smartphone samsung piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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