The Best 11 Smarties Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Smarties jokes. There are some smarties smart jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these smarties wrappers puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Smarties Jokes and Puns

What do you call a London subway train full of professors?

A tube of smarties.

Why did the Skittles go to school?

*They wanted to become Smarties*

If M&M's go to university,

do they become Smarties?

My vaccume cleaner sucks because it doesn't suck...

Unlike my other vaccume cleaner, which doesn't suck because it sucks.

(co-writing credit to smarties pants u/lord_of_the_realm)

we're about to take an exam..

Right before the test the teacher gives the class some smarties candy and says "some smarties for the smarties." then, after the test, the teacher gave us a lolipop

Friend: Have you ever smoked Smarties?

Me: Is that when you shoot up a grammar school?

Why did the M&M 's go to college?

Because they wanted to be smarties.

What type of candy goes to Harvard?


How many idiots does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?

Twelve - one to make the dough and eleven to peel the smarties.

I read Smarties for Dummies.


What 3 candies do you find in school?

Redhots, DumDums, and smarties.

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