The Best 6 Smart Water Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Smart Water jokes. There are some smart water jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these smart water puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Smart Water Jokes and Puns

Today I learned boiling water was really smart.

It has like, 100 degrees.

2 scientists walk into a bar, the first one says I'll have H2O the second one says I'll have water also the first scientist walks off, furious that is assassination attempt had failed.

You have to be moderately smart to understand it...

If you are buying smart water for $5 a bottle...

It isn't working.

2 scientists walk into a bar

the first one says: Iยดll have a glass of H2O...

the second one says: iยดll have a glass of water too.... Wh... why did you say H2O ? Is there any reason to use the chemical formular outside the lab ?Doesn`t this just over-complicate things for no reason ? I really donยดt think that was very smart...

the first scientists stares at his drink, angry, that his assassination plan has failed...

Bottled Smart Water Can't be that smart!

I mean it got caught.


Classmate: Why is that watet called 'smart' water?

Me: Because it's 70 percent like me. If it was 100 percent like me It would be called brilliant water (and also would be a lot grosser)

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the smart water jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working smart water piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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