The Best 28 Smart Phone Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Smart Phone jokes. There are some smart phone jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these smart phone puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Smart Phone Jokes and Puns

My girlfriend is so smart!

I forgot to bring my phone, so I used my friend's phone to call her.

She answered: "What's up, honey?"

What a smart girl! She knew I was the one on the phone!

My girlfriend is so smart, she really surprises me!

I went golfing, and forgot to bring my phone, so I used my friend's phone to call her.

She answered: "What's up, honey?"

What a smart girl! She knew I was the one on the phone!

My girl is so smart!

My girlfriend is so smart. I called her from my friends phone and she said "what's up honey?". She already knew I was on the other side of the line ;)

Over smart.

A young businessman had just started his own firm. He had just rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques.

He saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments.

Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you?"

"Yeah, I've come to activate your phone lines."

The guy who invented auto-correct for smart phones passed away today.

Restaurant in peace.

Who said rednecks aren't real smart?

"Hello, is this here the Sheriff's Office?"
"Yes. What can I do for you?"
"I'm calling to report my neighbor, Virgil Smith. He's drillin' holes in his farwood and hiding marijuana inside!"
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, the Sheriff & his deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept.
Using axes, they split every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.

The phone rings at Virgil's house. "Hey, Virgil! This here is Floyd. Did the Sheriff come?"
"Did they split yer farwood?"
"Happy Birthday, buddy!"

I like my women like I like my phones

Thin, smart, imported from Japan, and in my pocket all the time.

My girlfriend is so smart

I called her from my friends phone and when she answered she said hey babe what's up? How did she know it was me?

I saw a man cutting a pizza with a smart phone

I know it's cutting edge technology but jeez

Cats don't need smart phones to solve their problems, they just sleep until the problem solves itself.

Cats: There's a nap for that.

I told my wife not to worry about her smart phone and tv spying on us….

Because the vacuum has been gathering our dirt for years!

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My favorite joke of all time.

A man calls information for a phone number (this happened before smart phones)

Anyway, the man asks for Derp Smith in Derpville, California.

The operator says "I have many listings for Derp Smith, do you have a street name?"

The man thought for a moment and replied

"Well, some people call me Iceman."

My buddy and I have a picture of the Islamic God on the smart card inside our mobile phones.

We're very SIM Allah.

Did you know they didn't have smart phones in ancient Rome?

They had tablets.

What do you get when you drop a smart phone into a deep fryer?

An Apple fritter

My ten year old son just asked me what were the 80's like.

My ten year old son just asked me what were the 80's like.

So I turned the Wi-Fi off and took away his smart phone.

I've noticed that everyone I hang out with is always on their smart phone completely oblivious to the world around them.

-- Sent from my iPhone

I remember this one time in high school I pulled out my MP3 player and people started making fun off me for not having a smart phone

At least the quiet kid was there with a MP5

We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.

Apparently people are using smart phones instead of credit cards now.

I tried this but my cocaine was very lumpy.

Puma has created a smart shoe that ties itself via an app on your phone.

Clever idea, but I feel devices like these lack sole.

My wife told me she hates it when I'm always on my phone.

She asked me why, and I said, "Because it's actually smart and it reacts when I finger it Carol!"

Three blondes are stranded on an island.

A fairy comes along and says that she will grant each person a wish.

So the first blonde says she wants to be really smart so she digs and finds a cell phone and calls the Army.

The second blonde says that she wants to be even smarter so she finds a flair and sets it off.

The third blonde says that she wants to be even smarter than both of them, so the fairy changes her hair color to black and she says,"Let's go over the bridge."

Smart phones can be annoying sometimes.....

I've just received a notification that my Bible app needs an update.....😆😆😆

For what now...????
Has Adam eaten another apple...😠😠😠???

GF: You're always on your phone, why do you not pay attention to me anymore!

BF: Maybe because my phone is smart and it actually reacts when I finger it.

I finally traded in my flip phone for a new smart phone...

It truly is the dawn of a new error.

Why do smart phones autocorrect smh as SMG (Submachine Gun)

The primary demographic is American students.

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