The Best 18 Smart Person Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Smart Person jokes. There are some smart person silly jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these smart person stupid puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Smart Person Jokes and Puns

"Remember, son, a smart person always has doubts about something. Only a total idiot can be 100% sure about everything."

"Dad, are you sure?"

"Absolutely."

A college teacher reminds her class of the next day's final exam.

Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!

A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?

The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head sweetly.

Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand.

My friend thinks he is so smart. He said the only food that can make a person cry is onions...

until I hit him in the face with a coconut.

What do you call it when a smart person masturbates?

A stroke of genius.

What do you call a smart person in America?

A foreigner.


What do you call a smart and gay person?

A homogeneous

It's hard to argue with a smart person

But it's impossible to argue with a dumb person.

What do you call a smart person in jeans?

A jeanius.

It's upsetting how obsessed Catholics are with this whole "Body Of Christ" thing

He's really smart and interesting, and has got an amazing personality, too, but it's not like anyone that shallow would ever bother finding out.

My black friend thinks I'm really smart for a white person.

He calls me a wise cracker.

What do you call a person who is book smart, but not street smart?

An intellectual dumbass

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How is a smart person who enjoys walking called?

Stephen Walking.

Three blondes are stranded on an island.



A fairy comes along and says that she will grant each person a wish.

So the first blonde says she wants to be really smart so she digs and finds a cell phone and calls the Army.

The second blonde says that she wants to be even smarter so she finds a flair and sets it off.

The third blonde says that she wants to be even smarter than both of them, so the fairy changes her hair color to black and she says,"Let's go over the bridge."

A teacher at a college reminded her pupils of the next day's final exam...

'Now listen to me, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow.

I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!' she said.

A smart-arsed kid at the back of the room raised his hand and asked,

'What would happen if I came in tomorrow suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?'

The entire class was reduced to laughter and sniggering.

When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shook her head and sweetly said,

'Well, I suppose you'd have to write with your other hand'

Why did the smart person cook to death?

Because he had too many degrees.

I'm addicted to people being smart

The withdrawals are my personality.

What do you call a super smart Amish person who uses electricity ?

A MENSA-nite !

What do you call a really smart gay person?

Homogenius

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We suggest to use only working smart person foolish piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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