The Best 17 Smart Or Dumb Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Smart Or Dumb jokes. There are some smart or dumb jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these smart or dumb puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Smart Or Dumb Jokes and Puns

99.9% of people are dumb

Fortunately, I belong to 1% of smart people

Since people are translating their native jokes, I hope no one has posted this yet

There were 3 boys who were being chased by the police. John the wise, Peter the smart, and Jose the dumb.

As the police were gaining on them, they each decided to hide in a box in an alley way.

The policeman ran up to John's Box and kicked it.

Thinking quickly, John said "Woof woof"

The policeman shrugged and said "Ohhh, its just a dog"

He then went up Peter's box, and kicked it.

Peter followed John's example, "Meow meow"

The Policeman shrugged again and said "Ohhh, its just a cat"

He then went to the last box, which hid Jose and kicked it

"Potato Potato"

A dumb blonde, a smart blonde and Santa Claus are playing a card game. Who wins?

The dumb blonde does. The other two don't exist.

You might think that I'm smart because I have an A in math

But I'm pretty dumb because I have a D in your mom

Counter: Why are Britons so dumb?

All the smart ones left 200 years ago.

It's hard to argue with a smart person

But it's impossible to argue with a dumb person.

Smart criminals

Dumb criminals commit violent crimes that don't pay too well.

Smart criminals commit white collar crimes.

Really smart criminals become politicians.

A dumb blonde, smart blonde, and the Easter Bunny are walking down the street. There is a $100 bill on the ground. Who picks it up?

The dumb blonde. The other two are imaginary.


Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

Q: Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus, Easter bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde they were walking down the road when they saw a $100 dollars bill who gets it??

A: No one the first four doesn't exist and the other blonde thought it was a gum wrapper!

Man and Women in Diffrent Combinations

Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

You can explore smart or dumb reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean smart or dumb dad jokes. There are also smart or dumb puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

A dumb blond, a smart blonde, and the easter bunny all jump off a cliff. Who lands first?

The dumb blonde. The smart blonde and easter bunny don't exist.

A smart blonde, a dumb blonde and Santa Claus

all jump from the golden gate bridge at the same time. Who makes the biggest splash? The dumb blonde, because the others don't exist!

A dumb blonde a smart blonde and santa clause all jump off of a building at the same time. Who lands first?

The dumb blonde the other two dont exist

Why are atheists so dumb?

Because if they were smart, they'd be theists!

A system administrator has 2 problems:

- dumb users

- smart users

Being smart is a great tool for knowing how to make big achievements.

But sometimes, playing dumb will move things along a bit.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the smart or dumb puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working smart or dumb piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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